Recaps

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The Moorside S1:E2 The End Recap

Siobhan Finneran's been on my mind lately, with the BAFTAs (booooooo she didn't win but SARAH LANCASHIRE DID!!!!!) and also all the recent kerfuffle about Rita, Sue and Bob Too, I can't believe how much she's changed! Let's roll onto the conclusion of The Moorside, where we've just had some…

Girls S6:E9 Goodbye Tour Recap

Hi everyone, y'all recovered after last week's devastating episode of Girls? I thought about it all week, but I gotta say: it was nice to see you know who, if even to say goodbye. He and Hannah have CRAZY chemistry. Rolling S6:E9 Goodbye Tour and WE ALMOST ARE, AREN'T WE??…

Girls S6:E7 The Bounce Recap

Hi y'all! Just finishing my catching up with the second episode of Girls in as many days, next is Broadchurch, woo hoo! Sorry, sorry, let's stay mindful and in the present and find out what's shaking with our fecund female du jour. Rolling Girls S6:E7 The Bounce after the break.

Wentworth S4:E10 Smitten Recap

Hi everyone, welcome back to Wentworth Prison after a long time away! Things are pretty chaotic Chez TTM right now, but maybe an escape into a superb Australian prison drama is just what the doctor ordered. Plus, I hear there is another season starting right skippy, I'd better get this…

Girls S6:E5 Gummies Recap

Does anyone else get figurative or literal hives when they realise how deep we're in the LAST SEASON EVER of Girls?? We're already at 5!! That's halfway!! I am not ready for Girls to be over, I'm kind of amazed it ever got made in the first place. Rolling Gummies…

Girls S6:E4 Painful Evacuation Recap

I got about 2 seconds into Girls this week and had to legit stop and freak out BECAUSE TRACEY ULLMAN IS IN THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!! Tracey ULLMAN!! Sorry, sorry, you'll see what I mean, but of course you already do because Tracey Ullman taught me about about Brass in Pocket and…

This Is Us S1:E3 Kyle Recap

I am very sorry, it has been a LONG time since I dipped my toes into the This Is Us pool, how is everyone doing? Let's find out how The Big Three (then there was ME!) are doing and what happened with a Grandparent switcheroo at the end of last…

This Is Us S1:E1 Pilot Recap

HI everyone! I'm TalksTooMuch (TTM) and I will be recapping this new series This Is Us for your reading pleasure for two reasons. One: a dear reader friend suggested it and two: I want to see how Kate (Chrissy Metz)'s story plays out. Who's with me?! Rolling after the break!

Wentworth S4:E3 Prisoner Recap

I can't believe we're already in season four of Wentworth, what a wild ride this series has been! Let's see if Joan Ferguson gets what she wants and is released into the wild: methinks it's a foregone conclusion and just another step towards her and Bea's big showdown. Rolling S4:E3…

Divorce S1:E9 Another Party Recap

Hi guys, how is everyone? It's crazy cold and snowy here, but since I've been performing rituals by the light of a waxing gibbous moon to bring about snow, I am technically not allowed to complain. Robert took us to church last episode on Divorce, let's see where we go…

Wentworth S4:E1 First Blood Recap

Hi everyone and welcome to the last available season of Wentworth!! CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M ALMOST CAUGHT UP??  Woot! Thanks again to my awesome readers AK, AB/T for suggesting it and everyone else for reading: I hear this season gets off the HOOK! Rolling S4:E1 First Blood after the break.

Divorce S1:E6 Christmas Recap

Hey guys, sorry I'm late! It's winter holidays in this part of Canada right now and I've got my entire family underfoot, which is making for late recaps. Without further ado, let's roll right into Divorce S1:E6 because NOTHING sounds like more fun than a first Christmas with a newly…

Ordinary Lies S1:E1 Final Warning Recap

Hi everyone! I'm starting the show Ordinary Lies for two reasons. One: it stars Con O'Neil (eventually) from Happy Valley series 2 and two: it's from Red Production Company which has done too many quality productions to name, including Happy Valley, Paranoid, The Five, just so many. Have I mentioned…

Divorce S1:E2 Next Day Recap

Hi guys! Welcome back to week 2 of Divorce, I admit it, I was skeptical that ANYONE could pull off a comedy about "a long drawn-out divorce" but was shocked to find that my beloved Sarah Jessica Parker and Thomas Hayden Church totally did . Let's see if they can…

Paranoid S1:E1 Quaker Sex Bomb Recap

Hullo loves! Welcome to Paranoid, another British program from Red Production Co. of Happy Valley and The Five fame, starring several actors from favourites such as Scott & Bailey, Happy Valley, Game of Thrones, River, Doctor Foster. I'm telling you: it's got EVERYONE. Rolling S1:E1 after the break!

New Girl S6:E1 House Hunt

We are back to our beloved show, New Girl. Schmidt and Cece have finally gotten married; Winston and Aly are in love, but poor Jess and Nick have crossed paths when Regan showed back up and snatched him up. Let's see what kind of shenanigans Jess can come up with…

Fleabag S1:E4 The Retreat Recap

Welcome back to the continuing travails of Fleabag, will she find some happiness or at least peace? Customers? A loan that doesn't involve ASKING her perfect (if possibly eating disordered) sister? Let's find out, I hear this is a funny one: rolling Fleabag S1:E4 after the break

Fleabag S1:E1 Pilot Recap

EB suggested BBC3’s Fleabag on the Twitter; I need a laugh break after all the carnage nearing the end of Wentworth S1, so I’m finally onnit! Rolling the pilot after the break! One second: the language and content are...slightly more adult than usual on the site, awright, as you were,…

Unforgiven S1:E1 The Release Recap

Hi there! I'm TalksTooMuch and I'll be recapping Unforgiven for your reading pleasure! You'll figure out my handle soon enough if you haven't already experienced the joy of my overwritten recaps for Happy Valley, Last Tango in Halifax and many, many other Sally Wainwright and  / or Sarah Lancashire shows!…

Reign S3:E16 Clans Recap

With Reign taking a break last week, we are finally back with three more episodes to wrap up season three. Mary is headed back to her homeland of Scotland, but there's been a terrible storm at sea and her ship is in trouble. Will she make it?

River S1:E1 Heaven Is Here Recap

I think by now we've all sorted out that I love a good BBC drama or eight, this one River stars both Stellan Skarsgard (sooooooo inappropriately crushing) and our Nicola Walker from Last Tango in Halifax! The cast reads like a Who's Who in the UK acting scene, and after…

The Flash S2:E22 Invincible Recap

So Barry's back from the Speed Force with a new outlook on life. Will this help him defeat Zoom once and for all? Or leave him open for an even bigger attack? Let's find out on the penultimate episode of Season 2 - The Flash S2:E22 Invincible recap starts now!

Arrow S4:E19 Canary Cry Recap

Now we've spent the last couple of weeks crying into our cereal over *spoiler* the demise of Laurel Lance, the Arrow writers have decided that it's time we cry into our gin, I mean dinner as well! Let's brace ourselves for Arrow S4:E19 Canary Cry recap!

Girls S5:E7 Hello Kitty Recap

Lena Dunham teased on Twitter about another odd sex act in this episode of Girls and have you ever just wanted to take her aside and say: "you're really funny and one of the best writers in TV right now, you don't have to lead with your ladybits; we're good…

Love S1:E1 It Begins Recap

We meet the characters of Mickey and Gus in the new Netflix series Love. Mickey is sleeping when a man comes through her window scaring her half to death. Ah, she knows him. He wants her, he needs her. Fine they can go at it if he'll shut it, but…