This is it; the season finale of Below Deck, awwww! Like Kate, I will miss it but I won't miss screaming on about whether Bemily or their chemistry exists, OR whether Kyle is a deliberate knocker-upper. Let's roll the intriguing sounding 50 Shades of Ben after the break!
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Hi guys, how is everyone doing? Below Deck looks angry this week, and I'm slightly confused after last time, so let's see how everything shakes out. I was just getting used to HappyKate, looks like we're back to awesome super-villain Kate. You know, as long as there's a Kate: I'm happy. Rolling The B*tch is Back after the break
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Hahahahahaha did you guys see this episode title for Below Deck? BEMILY! I christened them Bemily AGES ago! It's like I can see the future! I seriously wish I could see the future right now. That would be boss. Rolling episode 12 after the break!
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Hi guys, I'm late! I'm very late for this recap of Below Deck, so let's just get right to it, shall we? Rolling S4:E11 Bosun Blues after the break:
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Hi guys! Welcome back to Below Deck where we getta see a crew member in full drag, I canea WAIT! In case you were wondering, my very favourite TV show is RuPaul's Drag Race, so I am all set, hunty. Rolling Bombed by a Care Bear After the break!
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We're back with our unruly gang on Below Deck; will the pizza have been scraped up? Will the toaster stop smoking? Will Kelley stop taking his frustration out on Sierra re: Emily pretending to date Ben? These questions and more will maybe be answered this week on The Sea Was Angry: rolling after the break
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Hi guys! How was your week? Not as good as Steve Haug's I bet! He's getting mawwied, YES, MAWWIED! We join our hawtAF yacht guest, fiancee and friends mid-charter on Below Deck, let's see what's in the envelope!
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Welcome back to love on the high seas: It's RO TIME!! Woot! Rolling Below Deck S4:E7 Decent Proposal after the break!
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Hi guys! This Below Deck sounds exciting! By that I mean homicidal; I hope it's like a super jerky charter guest who gets in trouble tonight, not one of the nice ones like Linda P. Jones, who just wanted to get gently schwasted after looking at jewelry and retire to her cabin early. Let's find out!
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Hi guys, sorry I'm late! It's Thankgiving-ish and I am busier than a one-armed pooper scooper. Rolling Below Deck S4:E5 after the break, the first WITHOUT Unfortunate Trevor! Yay!
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