Beckymae Recaps Vanderpump Rules S4:E19 Just the t.I.P.

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Oh blogosphere, I am terribly soz that I have failed to recap the fabulous vacuousness of VPR for the last two weeks, I cannot blame my uterus, this time, I just hate these feckin’ feckers! Apart from Ariana-Daria, Schwartz and Waity-Katie I am afraid the rest of them just make my blood boil.

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Beckymae Recaps Vanderpump Rules S4:E18 Too Little, Too Late

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Dear readers, yes, I am SO tardy for the party this week and I apologize. The universe set fit to send all sorts of work nasties in my direction so I had to deal, I am grovelling for forgiveness, ok no I'm not, I have a glorious gin and tonic in one hand and no fucks left in the other 🙂

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Beckymae Recaps Vanderpump Rules S4:E14 Sex, Lies and Stassi’s Videotape

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Oh lawdy, soz for the lateness of this recap, I could give you a million and one excuses but none of them are pleasant and involve me talking to you all intimately about my lady parts. See, there ya go...you got me talking about it! I blame this lack of filter squarely on the large glass of Tanqueray and tonic beside me, which will also be responsible for typos and any other grammatical peculiarities (HIC!).

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Beckymae Recaps Vanderpump Rules S4:E13 The Bitch is Back

Firstly, a million apologies for the lateness of this recap, it was Straya Day this week which meant the tardy aholes at Fox hadn't loaded the episode till today. Soz, suck it up princesses.

All season on VPR they have been hinting that the biggest, baddest bitch of the all, Stassi Schroeder was BAAAAACK! Well, they hid her till know, episode fucking THIRTEEN! Ugh, I used to love Stassi but last season she was just an entitled, directionless brat who bit the hand that fed her, Lisa Vanderpump, very, very hard.

stassi the devil

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Beckymae Recaps Vanderpump Rules S4:E11 Fully Engaged

Woohoo for our new site, GBC! Such excitement has not been seen since Lisa Vanderpump launched her new home collection through Wayfair! WHERE'S MA CHEQUE??

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