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Hi everyone, welcome back to Below Deck Mediterranean and so sorry I'm late! I had a super busy week with noooo sleep, I am finally ready to dig back into our floating gang asea and the most difficult set of guests this season so far! Let's find out when Primary…
Well well well, welcome back to Car Share where THEY PUT RIGHT WHAT WAS MESSED UP OR WE RIOT, amirite?? I've heard good things about the finale, though, so I'll stop shouting and reserve judgement until the end. Let's get going, I loved this show and have been looking forward…
Hi everyone and welcome back to my new favourite show (sorry RPDR!) Dietland where the women are fab and aplenty. A warning, I've had 6 hours sleep in the last two days and am subsisting solely on Diet P*p*i (don't drink your calories!), Smartpop (100) and Twizzlers (120 fat-free) so…
Hi everyone, we found out so many things on Safe, who's excited to find out why and where and all the other w's?? Rolling S1:E1.5 after the break.
Hi everyone, sorry I'm late. It's just, it's been a brutal week for the loss of talented people. hasn't it? First designer Kate Spade then chef Anthony Bourdain, it's so hard to countenance. I'm sorry, let's switch over and watch Below Deck Med, where everything is lovely and complicated only…
Sorry I'm late with Billions, a new show called Dietland just started Monday and I got a little...distracted when they dropped two episodes at once. And hey, guess what? Our Bonnie Candela (Sarah Stiles) is on that show too! So we've waited long enough, let's get to our Richie Riches…
Welcome back to the second part of the Dietland premiere; S1:E02 Tender Belly. Last time we met everyone, let's find out where we go from here.
You guys. YOU GUYS. I have been waiting for Dietland the series forEVER!! I absolutely adored the book in a way I hope that the author Sarai Walker understands, and now we getta see actual fat women on screen! IN LEAD ROLES. I KNOW!! I will be as impartial as…
It's been too long since I watched Safe! I know everyone probably binged this in five minutes, but I'm finally back to it, what's going on in our posh gated community where single cops frolic with surgeons with unwieldy accents? Let's find out after the break.
Hi guys, we finally got rid of those cranky guests from the last two weeks, wooooooo! Let's see who's gonna mess with our quirky group of yachties next on Below Deck Mediterranean!
Things got...Malky up in here last time, who's ready to find out where it takes us on Billions? Will Chuck's three horse sting work? Will Bryan re-invent and re-invigorate himself? Let's find out on S3:E10 Redemption!
Well it's been a minute since we last checked in with the prescient bastages at Black Mirror, hasn't it? I'm just passing time waiting for the news of the Irish referendum on the 8th amendment, which I am fixated on. Rolling S4:E06 Black Museum after the break!
Hi everyone and welcome back to Safe where things are moving suuuuper fast, even though we know that everything we know is wrong, right? It's Harlan Coben! Rolling the third episode after the break!
Hi everyone and welcome back to Below Deck Mediterranean where the sea and guests are MAD. Nichelle Gainey and friends are not having a good time and they're about to let Captain Sandy know exactly why. Rolling S3:E02 A Perfect Storm after the break!
Y'all need to prepare yourself for this particular episode of Billions, we have an interesting new face to look at (and listen to) as well as a new direction for more than a couple of characters. Rolling S3:E09 Icebreaker after the break.
Welcome back to Safe, which has almost too much to say about it, thanks to the stellar cast and production company. Let's just roll into episode 1.2, you know you binged it!
Hi everyone and welcome to Safe by Harlan Coben produced by a favourite of mine: Nicola Shindler and Red Production Company of Happy Valley fame. That combination brought us The Five in 2016 and it stars Michael C. Hall from Six Feet Under and Amanda Abbington from Sherlock and Cuffs,…
Hi guys! Long time no yachtsnark! Who's ready for some semi-maufactured dramz Below Deck in the high seas? ME TOO! Rolling the return of our Mediterranean gang after the break! We're going to Italy on the Talisman Maiton!!
What's this? Four Billions in a row? Okay, I admit it, I am having a little trouble getting Below Deck Mediterranean. Stay with me whilst I sort out my technical difficulties, let's get caught up for realsies reals with our billionaire bumrubbers. Rolling S3:E08 All the Willburys after the break.
Woooooo who's up for a Billions threepeat? Me TOO! Let's roll S3:E07 Not You, Mr. Dake after the break!
Back to back Billions? Why not?! I'm super behind and now I have nothing but time and an entire frosty jug of Crystal Light Iced Tea to chug today. Rolling S3:E06 The Third Ortolan after the break!
Hi guys, who wants to watch rich guys complain that several hundred million dollars isn't enough to live on while measuring each other's hedgefunds with a ruler? Me too! Let's roll S3:E05 of Billions after the break!
Who's ready to wrap up Requiem (like a month or two ago)? I'm not, not if I'm honest, I didn't realise this was the last episode of the season and that means no more recent Brendan Coyle on my screen. HOWEVER, I'm one of the 5.7 people in the world…
Hi everyone, I'm stepping out of a gripping Irish drama to dive headlong into our American ginjaninja bankster on Billions, how y'all doing? Last time everyone moved one chair over, let's see where they end up on S3:E04 Hell of a Ride.
So we've heard His Side and Her Side on Come Home, now we'll find out what happens now in the finale. I've found this show impossible to stop watching, you'll know why as you read it. Rolling S1:E03 after the break.
I was so taken by Come Home's first episode that I had to rush and do the second right away. You could say the first one was He Said, he's see what She Says after the break. Rolling S1:E01.
Hi there, I'm TalksTooMuch and I will be recapping this Red Production Company / Danny Brocklehurst show Come Home for you. More after the break!
Hi everyone, welcome back to Line of Duty where everything is either big and sexy or completely bent. Or both! This is Vicky McClure's spotlight, shared with Lennie James and Whatsit With The Unfortunate Hair. Rolling S1:E02 after the break!
We're back with Billions in New York with all the pomposity and bombast we can take! And sometimes a little more. Rolling S3:E03 A Generation Too Late after the break.
Welcome back to Requiem! Last time we only got one tiny little bitty scene with Brendan Coyle, let's all cross our fingers for more, shall we? Rolling S1:E05 Bessie after the break.
Welcome back to Billions season three, how are you liking it so far? Not too much of the shock and awe variety yet, a small sugar-spike in the season opener but no defined path as yet. I'm good with it, let's find out how our two fave rich people spend…
I know I'm jumping around a bit, but who doesn't like a bit of variety in their viewing? WHO? Let's find out what happened with Toke in Ordinary Lies S2:E03!
Hello and welcome back to Requiem starring Lydia Wilson, Claire Rushbrook and Brendan Coyle. I understand this is now showing on Netflix, yay! Rolling S1:E04 Blaidd Carreg after the break.
This is it! This is when we find out who kilt the guy who (probably didn't) kill the couple that was maybe doing something weird (at least the male half) involving a father-in-law, or who DID kill the couple and maybe the guy that (maybe didn't) kill anyone. And there's…
Okay, it's been a month, let's see if the finale of Top Chef aged like a fine wine or AAA steak! Rolling S15:E14 after the break.
I can't barely believe this is my third season recapping Billions, but here we are and it's looking juicy! I picked this show initially because it was brand new, just like the site, and I'd just come fresh off watching Wolf Hall, making anything with Damian Lewis an Of Course.…
We're zipping right through this fourth season of Black Mirror, I've liked most of them, except a couple of cheap shots *sideeye Crocodile* so I'm absolutely game. Rolling S4:E05 after the break.
I've heard of Line of Duty previously, but I've never really thought about it until a friend suggested it on Twitter. I'm familiar with star Vicky McClure thanks to her turn in last year's The Replacement, but I've heard Imma recognise many, many faces and I canea wait. Rolling S1:E01…
Good morning y'all, we're down to our Top Three on Top Chef for season 15, do you have a favourite? I think I know who has this, and I know who I would LIKE to win it but I'm pretty sure they aren't the same person, so let's roll the…
Who's ready for some more spooky Requiem dramz with dreamy Brendan Coyle? Me too! I'm slightly behind, ahem, so I might try to rush a few through. Rolling S1:E03 The Necklace after the break.
Welcome to the finale of Collateral from BBC Two, I saw this just the other day on Netflix as well, so hai chillers! That's false cheer, this last episode promises to be gritty and complicated so let's dig in, shall we? All the spoilers after the break.
We're kneedeep in the British mini-series mystery Retribution (also known as One of Us, which I can't say without chanting), how are you liking so far? There are so many familiar faces that I'd like to thank IMDb for not making me ask all around me: "Who is that guy?…
Hi guys! What happened on Collateral? Who killed the recent refugee pizza delivery man? Was he meant to be killed or was it someone against the deliciousness of pizza itself? Rolling S1:E03, the penultimate episode of Collateral after the break.
Hey, where you guys been??? What happened on Top Chef? Who won?? Did we find out? Let's check it out after the break!
Hi everyone and welcome back to our gripping thriller Collateral set over four days in today's Britain. There are so.many familiar faces, it's glorious! I am not overly familiar with Carey Mulligan's work, but I am quite liking her here. Rolling S1:E02 after the break.
Last week I dipped into the second series of Ordinary Lies starring Con O'Neil from Happy Valley, it was heavy, brah. Sah heavy. The work was just so above par that I couldn't stay away long, Con (like we're pals! First name basis and everything!) in particular was excellent, so…
Hi everyone and welcome back to Black Mirror Season 4. I occasionally need a break from this show when it goes south as in S4:E03 Crocodile (YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID, NETFLIX) but since then I've had a bit of a health scare, no better place to put my energy…
Are you ready for the Top Chef season 15 semi-finals?? I SAID: ARE YOU READY FOR THE TOP CHEF SEASON FIFTEEN SEMI-FINALS??!! Me too!! I've got a favourite in this race, let's see how he do! Rolling S15:E11 Cooking High after the break.
Welcome back to the spooky Requiem, you best believe I am recapping this in the daylight, yes I am! I am mostly hoping to get a glimpse of Brendan Coyle, but am also enjoying Claire Rushbrook being on my screen again. Rolling S1:E02 The Blue Room after the break.
Collateral has been billed as a "state of the nation over four days" but let's just say reviews online were not...ecstatic over some aspects of the show or that description in particular. It has Nicola Walker from Last Tango in Halifax, Unforgotten and River so of course I'm in! Rolling…
Hi! Does everyone remember last year when I found out that Ordinary Lies had a Happy Valley alumnae innit and I was so excited? Then realised that was SECOND season and I had to do the first series before I got to Con O'Neill and his part? Course you do,…
Good morning Retribution / One of Us readers! I'm enjoying this series so far (sounds odd to talk about a triple murder...) because it is very much of a whodunit and that is my jam. Last time we met most everyone, now let's figure out who did what to do…
This is it, the season finale of Below Deck season 5! Can you believe it's been 5 seasons??? Me neither! Let's find out what P.I.M.P Timothy Sykes thinks of the rest of his trip and most importantly: the last tip! Rolling S5:E14 after the break.
Hi there, I am TalksTooMuch (but you can call me TTM!) and I will be recapping Requiem for your reading pleasure. This was recommended by EB on Twitter, who has never steered me wrong, AND stars one of my favourite actors: Brendan Coyle. I'm all in, rolling the first episode…
I first heard about Retribution / One of Us on Twitter, from a reader, and once I realised it was Scottish...I'm a sucker for anything with a brogue and biccy! I blame it on my love of the prose of Alexander McCall Smith, who is still the only writer I…
I am fighting a wee bit of an uphill battle for motivation these days, you know what would help? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org about your fave awesome shows! I have a line on one (thanks EB!) but I am low on excellent English dramas and needing some fresh stuff. C'mon,…
Hi there! Did I mention it's a blizzard in my part of Canada right now? It IS! So I'm marathoning the end of Below Deck season 5, let's see what the penultimate episode has in store for us ahead of the finale. Rolling S5:E13 after the break!
Good afternoon everyone, it's a snowy day in northern Canada right now, what better time to recap Below Deck in the amazing Caribbean? Rolling S5:E12 after the break.
Hi fellow foodies and welcome back to Top Chef, where we've already been to the Restaurant Wars and camping in winter. Who's ready for what they throw at us next? Me too! Rolling S15:E09 after the break!
We've had some good episodes of Black Mirror in Season 4, haven't we? Definitely been rolling right along with some interesting shows, let's find out what S4:E03 Crocodile has in store for us after the break.
Hi everyone and welcome back to the final installment in the latest Sarah Lancashire drama Kiri. This is when we find out what happened to Miriam's young charge and what the Sam Hill is going on with the Warner family. Rolling S1:E04 after the break.
Hi there, welcome time travelers to Below Deck from November of 2017! Almoooost done this season, who's still with me??! Rolling S5:E011 after the break
Hi everyone, how was your week? Mine was good too! Are you ready for Top Chef Restaurant Wars in Colorado? ME TOO! Rolling S15:E08 after the break.
Welcome back to Kiri with Sarah Lancashire which is getting deeper by the minute; I've heard an interesting theory about two of our main characters, let's lookit what pans out!
Lookit we're in the current season of Black Mirror and EVERYTHING! Yay us! The first of season four was a frothy concoction with an evil underbelly, let's see what S4:E02 Arkangel has in store for us!
Hi everyone, sorry I'm late! I've had a super busy week and am just getting to Top Chef now, so let's not waste any more time! Woo hoo! Rolling S15:E07 after the break.
Hi everyone and welcome back to the new drama Kiri staring (the amazing and brilliant) Sarah Lancashire. It also is chockful of other large talents, like (excellent) Claire Rushbrook from Homefires and (apparently very popular, definitely lovely) Cara Theobold. Let's roll the second installment without further ado, shall we?
It's a runnnnnnn of Below Deck! Who's ready for more drunken young people fighting over poor life choices made in pretty places? Okay sure, why not? Rolling S5:E10 King Come-On-I-Wanna-Lay-Ya after the break!
Hi there, we're running through the fifth season on Below Deck like a MACHINE! A three month late MACHINE! Who's ready to get back asea with Robbie Lodes and his guests on Below Deck S5:E09 ? ME TOO!
I know, I know, you aren't seeing things, I actually DID just recap Below Deck yesterday. It's just that I have literally nothing better to do and I am super behind, so why not do a double header? Y NOT? Rolling S5:E08 Under Cover Boss after the break!
Welcome back to Below Deck which I have absconded from for far too long, I hear there may have even been a reunion already and stuff! No matter, rolling from seven behind like a BOSS! Just in case anyone is clearing their DVR backlog!
Hi everyone, it's incredibly cold (but snowy, yay!!) outside, so there's nothing better to do than snuggle in and watch a probably unsettling episode of Black Mirror. Rolling S4:E01 USS Callister after the break.
Good morning, how is everyone? Are we ready for some more Top Chef Colorado? Course we are! Let's roll S15:E06 Now That's a Lot of Schnitzel after the break.
It's time for some Sarah Lancashire on my telly, woooooo! Now, in case we've just met: I have been a fan of Sarah Lancashire since I first saw her in Happy Valley. I've since watched the entirety of Last Tango in Halifax, Rose and Maloney and even more Happy Valley,…
Hi everyone, welcome back to Top Chef Colorado where our brown sugar biscuits are crackling and our pizza crust is both cauliflower AND edible. How are you liking this season so far? I am DIGGING it, although we lost a few people early that I would have liked to see…
I know, I know, I should be focused on season four of Black Mirror, but there's still one left in S3 to recap! I *may* have missed the fact that there were 6 episodes in season 3. Imma squeak it in and then will hit S4 running, okay? Deal? Rolling…
Last episode of season one of Cardinal, you guys! It's the slickest Canadian show I've EVER seen, even more polished than OB, yo! I love how they embrace it's elemental CanCon-ed-ness while also not skimping on promotion or talent. Or cameras. If you've seen a Canadian show, you know what…
Hi everyone and happy long holiday weekend, woo wooo! It's time for Top Chef the best way we know how! Rolling S15:E04 Little Tools, Big Challenge after the break!
Hey guys, I hope you had a great Christmas / holiday season; who realised there is a new series of Cardinal coming up right away? ME EITHER so I'd better get my bum moving on finishing off season one's recaps. Rolling S1:E5 Keith after the break!
Here it is, the very last episode of season two of The Magicians juuuuuussst before season three drops on January 10, 2018. Whew!! Rolling S2:E13 We Have Brought You Little Cakes after the break.
I can't believe I missed this episode of Black Mirror for two reasons: firstly because I didn't start getting snotty about recapping only episodes I could stand until the third season but mostly because it has Jon Hamm in it. I am a big, big fan of the Hammaconda and…
Welcome back to Below Deck where I've already written this twice and WordPress has EATEN IT. Rolling S5:E06 100 Feet From Catastrophe after the break because third time is the charm for weeks-old reality tv recaps!
Good morning everyone, it's time for some Top Chef before Christmas! Yay!! Who's ready? ME TOO. Rolling S15:E03 Keep On Truckin' after the break! With this guy: Logan Paul.
Here we are at the season finale of The Handmaid's Tale where so many gross things happen I don't even know where to start. So let's begin at the beginning after the break.
Hi everyone, I know Mr. Robot season 3 has technically ended and been renewed already and been renewed for season 4, but we haven't watched yet, have we? Full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes!
Good morning all y'all! I didn't want to wait until the weekend for Top Chef so here we are! Rolling S15:E02 Smile and Say Mise after the break!
Hi everyone and welcome back to the sixteenth season of Project Runway! 16!!! Can you believe it? Heidi Klum and Tim Gunn look fresh as daisies and designers keep coming up with new ideas under the sun, so I guess we'll ride this pony until it quits! Rolling S16:E01 One…
Hi everyone!!! And welcome to Denver, Colorado for Top Chef season 15! I am legit so excited to recap this show, not only because it's my third year in a row, but also because I need a break from writing about female oppression, rape, abusive husbands and tech-based mind-hump mysteries.…
Well hello! How are you? It's been a minute, Home Fires, I've been missing you! Let's find out what happens in the second season, shall we? Follow me after the break!
Ahoy yachties, who's ready to meet a new gang of charter guests and probably not even get to see the tip? Me too!! Rolling Below Deck S5:E5 Cool Beans after the break.
We go to Gilead again (from Fillory, if you know what that means!), where men are men and women are chattel and breedstock; let's find out what atrocities will be visited upon our ladies tonight in The Handmaid's Tale S1:E9 The Bridge.
Welcome back to Fillory where everything is as beshat as The Wellspring, thanks Umber! Or Ember. One of the half goats: hey, I just started reading The Magicians book series by Lev Grossman, I could do a whole post on differences! But I won't, I'll just enjoy it in a…
Men Against Fire is a super interesting episode of Black Mirror, as they mostly are, exceedingly topical as always. Rolling S3:E5 after the break.
I started Cardinal in the fall and by god it's winter already so it's clearly the right time to get back to the story. Rolling S1:E4 Woody after the break.
Here we are back Below Deck, well, most of us, chief Stew Kate Chastain is off praying with Jesus and hey: I seriously can't see the word Jesus and not think of a band called Junkhouse and their "Jesus Sings The Blues" - you're welcome! Rolling the S5:E4 Kate Goes…
It's season three of Mr. Robot but..it doesn't really feel like it this episode. See what I mean after the break on S3:E1 eps3.1_undoqz
Isn't The Handmaid's Tale just far too appropriate a show for our times? Wouldn't it be lovely if we could all laugh at how absurd it is, the reaches they make that would never ever happen, great science fiction, Margaret Atwood. But here we are. Let's roll S1:E8 Jezebels after…
Good afternoon yachties, who's rolling Below Deck S5:E03 Jesus Saves?? ME TOO! I took a hiatus as BD was seriously bumming me oot, but I had to come back for adorable Bruno Duarte. Rolling after the break!
Hi everyone, is it October 7 already and Mr. Robot is back? Okay, I'm a little behind. This working-for-a-living takes up a chunk of time, don't it? Without further delay, we roll S3:E1 "eps3.0_power-saver-mode.h" after the break.
I have a bad feeling about any show named My Name Is...and this episode of The Deuce is no different. I hope I'm wrong, let's roll My Name Is Ruby and keep our fingers crossed at the same time, shall well? It's the season finale of The Deuce!
Hi everyone and welcome back to The Deuce where I have my gif-making abilities once again! Yay! Although most of the really good shots (money?) on The Deuce are NSFW and not giff-able, I am still excited in case someone throws out something hilarious, PG-13 and quotable. A girl can…
YOU GUYS I FINALLY GET TO WATCH SAN JUNIPERO!!!! I am seriously so excited, I am expecting this episode of Black Mirror to affirm my entire life or at least make this week worth it. NO PRESSURE SAN JUNIPERO. Rolling after the break!
Good evening ladies and gents, who's ready for some action in The Deuce? It's been a hectic week, let's get TO IT! Rolling S1:E6 Why Me? or as I like to call it: "You're An Entertainer, Miss Merrell" after the break.
Hi there and welcome to our seventh installment of The Handmaid's Tale or as I like to call it: What's Totally Happening Right Now. We got some shocking news (actually shocking, not in "quotation marks" as we're seeing right now *coughWeinsteincough*) at the end of last episode, here's hoping it…
Hi everyone and welcome back to New York in the seventies where bunches of our second line get screentime all at once. Rolling The Deuce S1:E05 What Kind Of Bad? after the break. 14A y'all!
This is the end of the second season of Doctor Foster and who wants to bet me that scissors are going to be a factor? None of you, you're all too smart for that, arencha? Rolling S2:E5 after the break.
It seems like we were just here at The Deuce, yes? Well, we're back already, you're welcome for my being so late with the last one! Rolling I See Money after the break!
So we took a short ride on a long shame spiral last time on Doctor Foster, it ended peacefully so where do we go now? What does the good doctor have up her sleeve for us? Let's find out!
Hi everyone and welcome back to The Deuce. I'm a little behind because last night my fellow recapper and I broke Twitter with our Chrisii Rhapsodizing. Then my phone died. It was all for a good cause, y'all! Who's ready for the third episode of The Deuce? Yeah you are!…
Doctor Foster drove me a little over the edge last week, so many conflicting emotions! I'm back with S2:E3, rolling after the break.
Hi everyone and welcome back to The Deuce, where everyone is pimpin', hewering or placing bets on nimble-legged beasts of burden: welcome to New York in the seventies! Rolling E2 Show and Prove after the break.
Hi guys! Welcome back to Below Deck which is not...really...holding my interest this season thus far. However! I have faith in Kate and I shall roll with her until it gets good because you KNOW it will. Recapping S5:E2 after the break!
Good day my fellow Foster-ites and welcome back to BBC One where the Doctor is very much in. Last week we had a few shocks in a row, let's see what Doctor Foster and the ex-mister have in store for us. Rolling S2:E2 after the break.
Okay, so I skipped a couple Black Mirror episodes, sue me! I absolutely hated S3:E1 (blech) and couldn't get into S3:E2 (Playtest) but I heard the smart money is on San Junipero. I couldn't get San Junipero yet, so we're at S3:E3 Shut Up and Dance because I'M SURE THAT'S…
Howdy boys and girls and welcome to Times Square in 1971 with The Deuce. It means something entirely different these days, so this is me and my twelve-year-old self snickering in the corner. I've heard this series has excellent writing and equivalent nudity, so I am all in. Rolling the…
Woo hoo, it's time for OG Below Deck you guys! Who's excited??!! No more amateur hour asea, we have our hardy crew of yachties rolling with our homies, let's meet some new people who will make unfortunate decisions while intoxicated and on camera for our amusement! Rolling S5:E01 The 1…
Hi everyone and welcome back to Doctor Foster! This was one of my favourite shows to recap, I think because of the Suranne Jones crossover I was doing at the time with Unforgiven. Anywho, who's ready to find out why they added a second season to an already-finished story? ME…
Back I go into Wentworth Prison, with all kinds of new and old company. That is so often how it goes, innit? Although I don't see how it could have gone any other way for our Lady of the Saucy Flip, so let's see how it goes tonight in S5:E2…
We're back in Gilead with our dystopian nightmare of a story, so glad we got to see something approximating a human emotion that wasn't fear, rage or sadness on The Handmaid's Tale last week. I get the point, much like every single scene is set in darkness, so are the…
Hello, bonjour everyone and welcome back to Cardinal, which I left for longer than I meant to but I am sure is worth the wait. Rolling S1:E3 Edie and Eric after the break!
This is it! The end of season seven of Game of Thrones and definitely when someone important is gonna die. PleasenotBrienneorTormundPleasenotBrienneorTormundPleaseNot you picking up what I'm laying down, Veronica? Also: no more incest, peese and fanks. Let's do this!
It's starting to look like I might get season two of The Magicians done before the next season starts, can I get an Amen up in here? Yeah I can! We've had some interesting developments lately (honestly, it would explain everything about politics as I know it) but really: The…
Are you ready to rummmmmble?? Nah, me either, my belly hurts and I just wanna go HOME but instead I shall recap Kingdom, which always impressed me with its' ability to provide the exact atmosphere I imagine exists in all UFC gyms: smells like aggression and Axe bodyspray. Rolling S2:E14…
Did you know there was a Below Deck Mediterranean reunion? ME EITHER! I'm so late but I'm still 'cited, reunion shows are either awesome or shite, let's see where Below Deck Med came in!
So. I couldn't make up my mind about whether to carry on with Wentworth Prison after the end of season 4
Hi everyone, we're already at the the penultimate episode of season 7 of Game of Thrones, I know tonnes has happened, but this seems fast, doesn't it, Veronica? How can we be here already?? Rolling S7:E6 Beyond the Wall after the break.
We're closing in on the end of the fourth season of Orange is the New Black now, a paltry 14 or so months behind (you should see how far behind I am on Orphan Black!!). Let's find out why my sister swears this season is worth finishing and everyone else…
It's Unnecessary Violence Day, so that means Game of Thrones is up! Twas a thrilling show last week, one of the best in years. From Arya's and Brienne's superior swordplay to Daenerys laying waste to the entire Lannister army in 20 minutes of glory, it was amazing. Um. Spoiler alert.…
Tonight we're going back to The Handmaid's Tale and Gilead for some respite from the real life abominations being carried out (Google Charlottesville Aug.12-17) and so we can talk about some imaginary horrors. They just aren't that far apart, are they? Rolling S1:E5 Faithful after the break.
Hello fellow Canucklaidians! I found Cardinal to be as compelling to watch as it was to read (if slightly less poetic), let's see how our mystery is rounding out on characters on S1:E2 Delorme after the break.
This is it! The end of the second season of Below Deck Mediterranean and as we leave this crew behind (except Hannah, girl is attached like a lamphrey eel. Oh and Bobby, he burnt some fire station bridges too. GEDDIT??), let's reminisce about their heady journey into pop culture semi-stardom…
It's time again for Game of Thrones; what say you about the last episode, Veronica? I could have taken slightly less exaggeration and a whole lot less graphic-ish incest, what say you? Let's find out what The Spoils of War have for us! That's Game of Thrones for you, all…
Awwww, when I was but a baby feminist I used to write Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum all over everything! It means "don't let the bastages grind you down" and it's the title of our super-grindy episode of The Handmaid's Tale. Rolling after the break
It's the season one finale of Ordinary Lies, someone PLEASE tell me we're gonna find out where Beth's missing husband is! PLEASE! And let's wrap everyone up in a bow too, fanks, since we're moving locations and secret-keepers for the next season. Rolling S1:E6 after the break!
Wooooo I think Hannah's getting some again, this has been a GREAT season for Hannah and her wobblies on Below Deck Mediterranean, hasn't it? Although she might wanna reconsider "poking it out" with Adam on this here episode Stew The Right Thing, since she can't walk and all. Rolling S2:E13…
Oooooh you know this is gonna be a good one, it's time for the seasonal RuPaul's Drag Race Musical!! Remembering such classics as Shade: The Rusical (I am so sorry for whatever is going down in your life, Lucian, you need to get OFF the interwebs) and Bitch Perfect, the…
Hi guys!! Ready for some Game of Thrones recapping tag-team style with Veronica and myself? I THOUGHT SO! Rolling all the spoilers after the break for S7:E3 The Queen's Justice.
Things were heating up last we saw our Fellas of the Cage on Kingdom, will the Jay / Ryan fight end a friendship or a knee? Is Alvey gonna make it through this? Is Christina? Do NOT get my started on Nate! Let's roll S2:E13 Woke Up Lonely and find…
So. On The Handmaid's Tale we've got a new Ofglen, what happened to the first? Was it about the resistance? Is Offred in danger? I have so many questions! Let's roll S1:E3 Late after the break.
It's the season finale of Home Fires and I hear I better enjoy it: only six episodes left after this in the show's entire run. Let's savour it like a good cheese, shall we? Rolling S1:E6 after the break!
Avast me hearties, whose ready to jump aship Below Deck Mediterranean to find out if Adam really meant to take a swing at the back of Wes's head? ME TOO!! Rolling S2:E12 Swing Shift after the break.
No, I didn't stutter; Cardinal is both the name of the series and the name of the episode, AND the name of our protagonist! This is a Canadian series (come back, it's gonna be awesome! Trust me! It's like Orphan Black Canadian, not like some of those other Canadian shows)…
Hi everyone! The night is dark and full of spoilers; Veronica and I are tag-teaming another Game of Thrones recap! We're rolling S7:E2 Stormborn (guessing all Dany all the time) after the break!
Did I mention that The Magicians have been renewed for a third season? Woot Fandom! It was announced a while ago, but since I'm still not done recapping season two, I can totally flog that. Rolling S2:E11 The Girl Who Told Time (wait: are they talking about Jane Chatwin?) after…
Good evening ladies and gents; who's ready for some Peak TV? Me either, let's watch Below Deck Mediterranean instead. Rolling S2:E11 The Dubrovnik Wedgie after the break!
Seven Hells! It's the first episode of the seventh season of Game of Thrones! Spoilers abound!
Blessed be the fruit, ladies! Are you ready to roll The Handmaid's Tale S1:E2? Yeah you are, let's go under his eye to a dystopian nightmare where women are breedstock and men are either gross or suspect.
Hi everyone and welcome back to my favourite box of kleenex: This is Us. Rolling S1:E6 Career Days after the break.
Hey everyone! Welcome back to Below Deck Mediterranean where guests are there for the amusement of the crew, APPARENTLY. Rolling S2:E10 Kissing Up after the break.
Hi guys! Welcome back to Invite Only Cabo for the season finale, which looked HARSH in the promos, you know what I mean? Harshhhhh. Let's see how it shakes out for our vacationers and if we get my favourite ending: the Captions of Truth. Rolling S1:E8 after the break.
Hi everyone and welcome back to Orange is the New Black where things were devolving rapidly and I wasn't...really...digging. Rolling S4:E10 People Persons after the break!
Hi everyone, welcome to The Handmaid's Tale, recommended by two of my very favourite readers (you know who you are!!) and a great neighbour; I understand this show has extra significance in these uncertain political times. Not that hating women or misogyny is new, we're just not used to seeing…
Good evening ladies and gents and welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race, it seemed fitting to start a Best Friend's Race recap on the anniversary of the Pulse Massacre; rest in peace all you wonderful people. can't believe it's been a year already. Rolling S9:E4 Good Morning Bitches after the…
Hi guys! Welcome back to The Magicians where Quentin is literally carrying someone on his back, Julia don't curr about anything and Margo is surprisingly trying to stop a war. Rolling S2:E9 Lesser Evils after the break.
Hi guys! There's no Below Deck this week so I getta get at Invite Only Cabo even sooner, yay! Let's roll S1:E7 Undercover Lover after the break.
Hi everyone, welcome back to Ordinary Lies season one! It's the penultimate episode and tonight we find out what's happening in the Sales Pit! Rolling S1:E5 after the break.
And now for something completely different...I haven't watched Kingdom in a million years but I think it is exactly the palate cleanse I need right now. Plus hot sweaty guys, amirite? Rolling S2:E12 No Fault after the break.
Welcome back to the third and final installment of The Replacement; I've been thinking lately about how the Brits have it right: a short, intense fully contained series that doesn't leave us hanging. Let's roll the finale of The Replacement after the break, shall we?
Hi guys! Welcome back to Invite Only Cabo where nature runs it's course and Emily makes it through her birthday. Woot! Rolling S1:E6 after the break
We left Below Deck Mediterranean with Hannah snogging a charter guest, even though she swore she would NEVER EVER But if Captain Sandy isn't going to fire Adam for his all-out onion attack on guest Ken Novotny, Hannah's probs pretty safe. Let's find out!
Hi guys! I'm in a bit of a slump; there is nothing better to snap me out of it than Black Mirror, so let's roll S2:E3 The Waldo Moment. Because politics is SO TOPICAL as always because la plus ca change, correct?
We've got a new friend coming for a visit on Invite Only Cabo and there is alllllls the trepidation from TeamBanks as to who it will be, let's find out!
Welcome back to the second installment of our gripping thriller The Replacement; someone died, someone was born and someone wants answers. Let's find out after the break!
I don't care what the title of this episode of Below Deck Mediterranean is titled, I'm calling it Hannah Gets Some! Let's roll after the break!
Hi guys!! It has been AGES since I watched Home Fires, I am long overdue! Who's with me for a fun-filled view of the past, warts and all? Rolling S1:E5 after the break.
The Replacement is another British miniseries; it sounds like a grown-up version of Single White Female but again: British so extra awesome. Rolling S1:E1 after the break!
Hi guys! I'm having issues accessing shows, so I thought I would roll on to another awesome Bravo show: Invite Only Cabo since I'm still behind. To sum up: Agu doesn't even like Emily like that and Kamani got hurt, let's find out if she's okay!
Hi guys and welcome back to our yachties on Below Deck Mediterranean! We've still got Ken and Amber Novotny aboard, I don't have high hopes re: tip, THANKS ADAM, but you never know! Throw on some long, tacky t-shirts and dance, yachties, dance! Rolling Mo' Onions, Mo' Problems after the…
Hi guys! Welcome back to Invite Only Cabo where World's Best Laugher Larry Sims is dealing with two of his pals smashing wobblies with toasted and his "just friends" Cookie possibly allowing some Random to rest his hand on her oceanfront property (I don't think so either) and it couldn't…
Hi everyone and welcome back to the lovely This Is Us; lots to catch up on so let's get right into our dramedy (is this a dramedy? Kinda, right?) without further ado!
Hi everyone and welcome back to Below Deck Mediterranean, our chubby three-way Okies Ken Novotny and gang are back! Are you 'CITED?? I AM!! My recap of when they came aship the Ionian Princess last year! Let's find out what's going on with onions this week on Below Deck Med.
Hi guys! I'm behind so I'm doubling up on shows, how is everyone digging Invite Only Cabo so far? I liked it much more than I expected; these are real people! Well. Real rich people with foobies, extensions and more hair product than a Paul Mitchell hair model, so. Rolling…
It's time for some Clone Clubbin', y'all! Who's up for starting the second season of Orphan Black with me? Awesome! Rolling S2:E1 Nature Under Restraint and Vexed after the break
Hi guys and welcome back to The Magicians where it's been a minute, hasn't it? Last we saw, the gang was robbing a magikal bank with a swarm of bees (which was OSSUM) to get money to pay for Julia's otherwordly god-bortion. I'm sorry, I don't know what else to…
Hi guys an welcome to Invite Only Cabo! It's a new Bravo show and SallyAnn Salsano (of Jersey Shore and Party Down South) is involved so I thought I would check it out because the Twitterverse is digging the "grown folks." I have a history of falling in love with…
Hallayloo huntys and welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race! I'm behind so I'm bingeing, y'all don't mind, do you? Rolling S9:E3 Dragily Ever After just past the jump!
Hi and welcome back to the most exciting car dealership in the WORLD; so much delicious banality. Let's see what is exposed this time on Ordinary Lies.
So we didn't even get the tip the last two episodes of Below Deck Mediterranean, come ON!! Throw us a bone, Bravo, you know what we're here for! On the other hand, because everyone was stranded last episode it means that we'll get a good, long drunk night out, so…
This is it, the very last Broadchurch and while I love Olivia Colman as Ellie Miller and David Tennant as Alec Hardy, I'm ready to let it go. How about you?
Woot! It's been a month so it must be time for RuPaul's Drag Race again, all right all right all right! Last week we had a cliffhanger; a final contestant was bring brought back and whomever could it be?? Come thru, henny!
Hi guys! So last time we had nekkid guests wandering around above deck on Below Deck Mediterranean, how is the docking sitch looking, Captain Sandy? Has Bobby learned to count to five yet? These questions and more on S2:E4 of Below Deck Med!
Welcome back to Peter Kay's Car Share; someone watched this live on my timeline on Twitter and I STILL have no idea what happens, except there's crying at the end. I don't like the crying! I'm still watching. Join me, won't you?
Hi everyone and welcome back to very bad news on Broadchurch. I almost didn't believe it, but now I see I must. Rolling into the penultimate episode of Broadchurch EVER, I will miss Ellie and Alec terribly.
Siobhan Finneran's been on my mind lately, with the BAFTAs (booooooo she didn't win but SARAH LANCASHIRE DID!!!!!) and also all the recent kerfuffle about Rita, Sue and Bob Too, I can't believe how much she's changed! Let's roll onto the conclusion of The Moorside, where we've just had some…
Hi everyone, we get new guests tonight on Below Deck Mediterranean: who's excited??? ME TOO! Rolling after the break
Hi guys, welcome back to This Is Us FINALLY. I have been meaning to recap this much earlier but life: it laughs at me, when it's not trying to poke me in the eye. It's okay, I totally deserve it. ANYway, I have a great friend who is a reader…
Hi guys and welcome back to Below Deck Mediterranean! I'm late again, so let's not waste any time getting right to it, rolling Three's Company (I LOVED THREE'S COMPANY) after the break!
Hi everyone and welcome back to Peter Kay's Car Share! I sure need it, how bout you? Let's see what the Wonder Twins are up to after last week's pukey shenanigans.
Welcome to the season finale (hopefully not the series finale, Vinyl psyched us all out for that) of Billions, which took an interesting turn last episode. Let's see where the fallout lands in Ball in Hand.
Hi guys and welcome back to Below Deck Mediterranean!! Are you excited? I AM! I hear we've got a boatload of new crew AND a new boat, woo hoo! Let's find out who we're dealing with, after the break.
Hi everyone and welcome back to Billions, where Ice Juice is about to make some herkalicious waves in the lives of our protagonist and his nemesis. Rolling S2:E11 Golden Frog Time after the break.
Hey there kitty gurls, sorry I'm so late getting the RuPaul's Drag Race Season 9 party started! LIFE. You know it gets in the way of all the fun stuff. As always, my fellow Drag Hag extraordinaire BeckyMae (the name may be country, but she's ALL city) will be alternating…
We've getting ever closer to the series finale of Broadchurch, it's been quite a journey from the discovery of poor Danny Latimer to the present day seasonal serial rapist attacking unchecked. Let's find out that Ellie Millie and Alec Hardy are going to do about it.
Hey y'all, it's been a minute since I did a Black Mirror so I figured I'd leap into Only Four Years Behind. Roll with me on the S2:E2 White Bear recap, won't you?
Hi guys! Time for some more Peter Kay's Car Share and I am EXCITED! I have subtitles, so with any luck I won't fark it up like I did last time with the whole bush trimming incident. MOVING ON! S2:E2 after the break!
We're back in New York with our Rich Guy Rumble, who will win the hearts and minds of Sandicot today on Billions? Will Lara lose her religion? Will Bobby find that horseshoe formerly lodged firmly up his stock ticker? These questions and more, rolling Billions S2:E10 With Or Without You…
Hi everyone and welcome back to one of the funniest shows I watched all last year: Peter Kay's Car Share. Who's ready for season two? ME TOO! Rolling in our wee Fiat after the break.
On we march into the gilded fray on Billions: a modern day rags to riches tale with enmity as old as time itself. It's Wily Upstart vs. Old Money on Sic Transit Imperium and somebody wants to be Guvnor!
So this is it, the series finale of Girls. I thought I'd be more weepy, but this episode left everything just so and I think you're going to like it. Rolling the S6:E10 Latching recap after the break!
Hi everyone, slowly inching my way through Broadchurch, rolling the S3:E5 recap after the break!
Hi everyone and welcome back to Billions; where Bobby and Chuck continue to fight over right and wrong and to pass Wendy back and forth like a brilliant, sultry shuttlecock. Rolling S2:E8 The Kingmaker after the break.
Hi everyone, y'all recovered after last week's devastating episode of Girls? I thought about it all week, but I gotta say: it was nice to see you know who, if even to say goodbye. He and Hannah have CRAZY chemistry. Rolling S6:E9 Goodbye Tour and WE ALMOST ARE, AREN'T WE??…
Good morning everyone, I hope you're enjoying your cuppas! It's time to roll further into Broadchurch, let's all brace ourselves.
Well. I almost made it. I'm only one episode behind and the new season of Wentworth Prison has premiered. Imma push through anyway, one back isn't bad! I'm mostly concerned about Allie, what the hell happened at the end of last episode??? Rolling S4:E12 Seeing Red after the break
Hi guys, sorry I'm late! I hear this is a harrowing episode of Girls, so I'm bracing myself. Back to What Will We Do This Time About Adam? I have my fingers crossed!
Welcome back to Billions, where motorcycles cost 5 million dollars and a divorce lurks right around at least one corner. Rolling S2:E7 Victory Lap (whose?) after the break.
Hi guys; just two more recaps and I'm all caught up with Wentworth Prison! I hear season 5 is just around the corner so I'd better figure out what Bea and the gang are doing right skippy. Rolling S4:E11 Eleventh Hour after the break!
Hi everyone, how are yous doing? I'm happy to be back in Broadchurch, although it's not exactly a party these days, izzit? Rolling S2:E3 for JS after the break; my reader friends are the BEST
Hi y'all! Just finishing my catching up with the second episode of Girls in as many days, next is Broadchurch, woo hoo! Sorry, sorry, let's stay mindful and in the present and find out what's shaking with our fecund female du jour. Rolling Girls S6:E7 The Bounce after the break.
Hi everyone; Billions double header this week since it's Spring Break and also because I took a couple of weeks off when my brains liquefied and started to trickle out my ears. Rolling S2:E6 Indian Four after the break.
Hi guys, who's late with Billions? Nobody, you're just early! Rolling S2:E5 Currency after the break and it looks like we get Jerry O'Connell back, yay!
Hi everyone and welcome back to Girls where everything is meta and I can smell the reunion a-brewing. Can you? Rolling Full Disclosure after the break
Hi everyone, welcome back to Wentworth Prison after a long time away! Things are pretty chaotic Chez TTM right now, but maybe an escape into a superb Australian prison drama is just what the doctor ordered. Plus, I hear there is another season starting right skippy, I'd better get this…
Welcome back to Billions, where Bobby's working on his new collection and Bryan's adding notches to his; what is it about these Hedgies. anti-Hedgies and their habits? I guess we're about to find out. Rolling S2:E4 The Oath after the break
Does anyone else get figurative or literal hives when they realise how deep we're in the LAST SEASON EVER of Girls?? We're already at 5!! That's halfway!! I am not ready for Girls to be over, I'm kind of amazed it ever got made in the first place. Rolling Gummies…
Hi guys, welcome back to The Magicians where everything's a mess but at least KF was right about Alice! Alice? Who the niffin is Alice? Come see!
Welcome back to Broadchurch where more bad stuff has happened in the tiny town, I think it's a modern-day St. Mary's Mead (that's for AT/B). Rolling E2 after the break
Hi everyone and welcome back to Billions, where Chuck has barricaded himself behind a precarious Spartan-Ives shaped wall. That's life, innit? Hanging on until the wind changes and you can move the pieces a bit? Let's see what Bobby's come up with
I got about 2 seconds into Girls this week and had to legit stop and freak out BECAUSE TRACEY ULLMAN IS IN THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!! Tracey ULLMAN!! Sorry, sorry, you'll see what I mean, but of course you already do because Tracey Ullman taught me about about Brass in Pocket and…
I know I've clustered these recaps all together but the truth is that Apple Tree Yard was made for bingewatching and I've been thinking about it ALL WEEK. What is the deal with Mark? What's going to happen to Yvonne?? I need to KNOW! Rolling the final episode after the…
I am very sorry, it has been a LONG time since I dipped my toes into the This Is Us pool, how is everyone doing? Let's find out how The Big Three (then there was ME!) are doing and what happened with a Grandparent switcheroo at the end of last…
This is it! Something we've been waiting all season for: the ACTUAL Top Chef Finale!! Padma said it and everything in the promo so I know I got it right this time! Woo hoo! Let's see which of our chefs rises to the top; I dig the fact that we're…
Hi guys! It's Thursday so I must be late with The Magicians! I am. It looks like we're visiting Alice's family this week, though, so a super inappropriate orgy is just around the corner. Let's get to it!
Hello all, I am TalksTooMuch (but you can call me TTM!) and I will be recapping this season of Broadchurch for your reading pleasure. I LOVED season one but came very close to hating season two, so I hope something marvelous comes out of season three as a tie breaker.…
We're at the penultimate episode of Apple Tree Yard and since we left things in a precarious place, I'm running right to it. Why is Yvonne in jail? Is X okay? Will she ever learn his name? Let's see if we can find out!
It seems longer than a week since the first episode of the new season of Billions, doesn't it? Maybe because they dropped these first two early. I don't care, I'm looking forward to seeing what happens! Rolling Dead Cat Bounce (er) after the break!
Hey they gave out Girls early this week, yay! Then I don't have to do it after the Oscars and I don't have to choose; I love you Girls but I also have to see Moonlight get it's due (although it probably won't ). Rolling American B*tch after the break!
Welcome to the final finale of Top Chef Charleston! There are only three chefs left and only two will make it to the final showdown, who will it be? I know who I think will take it, how about you? Let's find out so I can go back on the…
Hey I heard today was Cheat Day! Thanks, The Magicians! Although, really: every day should be Cheat Day, so let's roll after the break and find out what the Foo Fighters have to do with Fillory anyway.
Welcome back to Girls, I LOVE THIS SHOW. That is a warning and an invite to discuss after, join me! Rolling Hostage Situation after the break. Warning: there may be some 14A stuff in the recap, like the first gif, just a heads up
Last time Apple Tree Yard grabbed me by the personals and didn't let go until time was up. I want to see what happens next! Rolling episode two after the break
Woo hoo it's part one of the Top Chef Finale you guys!! Are you ready??
Hi everyone, I am TalksTooMuch or TTM and I will be recapping The Moorside because my pal EB recommended it and plus: Siobhan Finneran. I've been a big fan since I first saw her work in Happy Valley with the sublime Sarah Lancashire and then once again in Unforgiven with…
Welcome back for another recap of shenanigans on The Magicians; we've lost somebody pretty important lately, do you figure they'll stay gone or what? Let's roll The Flying Forest and find out
Hi guys! Welcome back to Billions, another new series that I recapped from it's inception (awww lookit, I made it sound like I was involved!) and it's finally back! I didn't love Billions but I didn't hate it either and it definitely had moments of brilliance. Join me for season…
So shite got real on Wentworth Prison last time, sorry it's taken me a minute to get back to it! Let's see how Bea is doing and what chips fell where on S4:E9 Afterlife.
We're BACK!! Girls is BACK! I shouldn't be so excited, that never ends well *coughTheWalkingDeadcough* but I AM! Who's with me? Let's start season six, Girls!
Hi guys, can you believe we're down to the Final Four already on Top Chef Charleston? ME EITHER! Can you further believe who that includes, or rather does not include? ME EITHER! Well in some cases. Let's roll E11 where we're going to see James Beard! Or his kitchen. Probably…
So here we are, at the end of another series of Unforgotten, waiting with baited breath to find out which of our three impossible suspects killed the monster who walked like a Tory fundraiser. I'm going to throw family into the mix, adding two to our total and still: no…
It's time for The Magicians! Rolling S2:E3 Divine Elimination after the break! Ready K?
Hello everyone and welcome to my first recap of Apple Tree Yard. I am TalksTooMuch, but you can call me TTM because it's way faster. Someone recommended this show but I can't quite remember who....HGM? EB? PL? AT/B? JS? Little help? I know it was one of you! I have…
Hi guys and welcome back to Black Mirror, which is the technological equivalent of The Mirror Crack'd; everything goes back to Dame Agatha Christie, doncha know? Rolling S2:E1 Be Right Back after the break.
Hi there and welcome back to Orphan Black, we're just in time for the season one finale! Let's find out how many Tatianas make it oot alive. Rolling Endless Forms Most Beautiful after the break.
Good day all, how is your weekend? Mine is lovely, especially now that I am finally delving into Top Chef in all it's glory. I had a Top Chef dream even last night! Well, Tom Colicchio walking around innit anyway, no idea where that came from. Let's roll Shrimp Boats…
Hi guys and welcome to the weekend, I hope everyone had a great week (i.e. not mine) and is ready to dive right into our disturbing mystery on Unforgotten, let's roll episode 5 after the break
Hi everyone and welcome back to Fillory and much, much further on The Magicians. Who's ready to see how Julia will be hookwinked on her own petard by the wily Beast? Me TOO! Rolling S2:E2 Hotel Spa Potions recap after the break.
Hi everyone, it's Wentworth Prison Wednesday for me, can anyone explain to me why they call it Wentworth Prison when the facility is called Wentworth Correctional? Oh, it's because I'm a pedant? Totally makes sense, rolling S4:E8 Plan Bea after the break!
We're back in the Kingdom of pain with the Kulinas and wherever their shrapnel lands; last episode was a heavy one and it doesn't seem to be picking up any unicorn rainbows any time soon. Rolling S2:E11 Lay and Pray after the break.
It's been a minute, hasn't it? I've missed Home Fires, although lord knows we've got some (very distant) topical reminders of fascist statehoods. Who's ready to roll S1:E4? Me too!!
Hi everyone, welcome back to Charleston for Top Chef! I bet everyone's shellshocked after that elimination ceremony, let's check in with our cheftestants and see how they're doing!
Things got a little twisty on Unforgotten last time, what with our suspects meeting in a clandestine fashion in the back of the pub, and not for the usual rumpy pumpy, either! Let's find out how far they're innit together, shall we?
Hi everyone and welcome back to The Magicians! I'm excited because for the first time, I don't have to borrow gifs from Tumblr for this show! The Magicians is an extremely gif-fable show and I am looking forward to seeing what the gang has been up to! Rolling Knight of…
Hi everyone and welcome back to Our Ladies At Litchfield, everyone ready for Bunny, Skull, Bunny, Skull on Orange is the New Black? Sure! Let's roll after the break
Hullo all, welcome back to our soggy murder mystery on Unforgotten; we ended on a chilling note last time, let's find out what it means for us and our suspects. Rolling episode three after the break!
Woo hoot, it's Restaurant Wars time on Top Chef, this year I even know what that means! I miss Chef Marjorie ANYWAY, let's see what the Charleston gang gets up to this time! Rolling after the break
Good evening lads and ladies, how is everyone? Are we ready for a (slightly later published) Wentworth Prison Wednesday? Me too, woot! Rolling S4:E7 Panic Button after the break
Hi everyone, welcome back to normalcy! This is the first day of 2017 that everyone has gone to school or work when they're scheduled to, woot! Let's roll Orphan Black S1:E9 Unconscious Selection to celebrate!
Hi everyone and welcome back to Black Mirror. It always makes me clenchy to dive into into these murky waters, let's see if we can't find some redeeming qualities in S1:E3 The Entire History of You, rolling after the break
I can't be the only one who flinched when they saw the episode title, right? Booty? Booty, Top Chef? My kids are down for this, they love pirate stuff! I hope. Rolling Top Chef S14:E7 Booty after the break!
Hi everyone! Welcome back to the second episode of the second series of Unforgotten, where we've just met all our players and identified our victim. Let's see what Nicola Walker and Sanjeev Bhaskar shine a light on today!
Welcome back to Wentworth Correctional, where our interim Top Dog has compassion and cancer cells in unfortunately equal measure. I do love Maxie so, I hope there's a way oot for her. Rolling S4E6 Divide and Conquer after the break.
Hello there and welcome back from Ibiza via the Dominican Republic on Ordinary Lies, let's find out what happened to Dave, yes?
Hi everyone, welcome back to Search Party, rolling episode three: The Night of One Hundred Candles after the break.
It's been quite a while since we checked in on the Navy Street gang, let's see if Alvey found Chapas yet and how Ryan's dad is doon. Rolling Kingdom S2:E10 Traveling Alone after the break.
Hello everyone, I am TalksTooMuch (TTM) and I will be recapping this second season of Unforgotten for your reading pleasure. I recapped season one starting here; let's get rolling right away, shall we?
Hi guys! I'm late! Let's watch some cheftestants prepare some amazing food on Top Chef, shall we? After you!
Welcome back to Home Fires! It's been a minute, let's see how the women and men of Great Paxford are holding up under the threat of war, will they find a way through or be bogged down in minor political maneuverings *coughJoycecough*?
Hi everyone! I am finally back to this show after the holidays (expect to hear that a lot, as though the holidays were 400 days long or involving blood sacrifices or something); let's find out on This Is Us about our triplets and their families! I hope you had a…
Hi everyone, welcome back to Wentworth season four where mostly I try not to shout a lot. It hasn't been going very well for that, but let's see what S4:E5 Love and Hate have for us anyway.
Hi Clone Clubbers, happy new year! Things were moving right along in Canada (love that) with Sarah and her 7,456 clones and then the holidays happened. We're back! Let's see what happens in S1:E8 of Orphan Black.
Hi guys, welcome back and to a whole new year!! Yay! Who's excited??? I had an iffy year in 2016, lots of ups and downs, so I am totally ready for another kick at the can. Happy New Year to all of you that dig that sort of thing, and…
And this is it! We're at Fashion Week and now we find out who wins season 15 of Project Runway!! Yay! Let's roll after the break
Hi guys! Sorry I'm late, I am hoping to just blow right through and do the season finale of Project Runway in a two day blur. Who's with me? Yay!
Hola amigas! Welcome back to Orange is the New Black after a wee hiatus; let's see what's happening with our Litchfield ladies as I creep ever so slowly through season 4.
Hi and Happy Christmas Eve you lovely people! It's time for Top Chef again, yayyy! Last week we lost out first Veteran chef and Brooke showed everyone what's up with Panna Cotta, let's find out who's trashing fishes this week!
Hi everyone! Who enjoyed last episode of Last Tango in Halifax? Just joshing, I know we ALL did!! Woo hoo, what a lovely introduction back to life in Halifax where Celia is fussy, the mice are pooping and I really don't see any damp. Let's go look at my new…
YOU GUYS!!!!! You guys Last Tango in Halifax is back and so are we!!!!! I've only been waiting four months (ONLY - felt like 4 years), I can't imagine how excited you lot were! Let's roll right into it, we've a lot to cover on this LTiH Christmas Special!
Hi guys, I missed Wentworth Prison Wednesdays, but the last episode needed a little extry time to process anyway. And then some more. It's touch and go, let's see what's happening with Bea and Allie
Hi everyone! It's the weekend and it's Top Chef time, does it get any better than this?? It does NOT! No matter what Jim says above. Rolling Choke Holds and Clammy Hands after the break!
Hi there. I've recovered from the horror of the first episode of Black Mirror where (to sum it up in one sentence): neo-David-Cameron had to roger Babe to save faux-Princess-Diana. I was not happy. HOWEVER. I hear not every episode requires a day of soul searching and mind-bleaching, so I'm…
HI everyone! I'm TalksTooMuch (TTM) and I will be recapping this new series This Is Us for your reading pleasure for two reasons. One: a dear reader friend suggested it and two: I want to see how Kate (Chrissy Metz)'s story plays out. Who's with me?! Rolling after the break!
Hi guys! Welcome back to Project Runway and yet ANOTHER unconventional materials challenge! What's that, three now? And two back to back? How about some ACTUAL CLOTHES! Let's do THAT! Rolling An Unconventional Trip after the break
Hi everyone and welcome to the season finale of Divorce. A lot has changed in these ten short weeks, let's see how the Defresnes end things off. Rolling Detente after the break.
Hi everyone! I'm excited about this episode of Top Chef not JUST because it's Top Chef, but also because I love southern cooking and it makes me think of my friend HGM. Let's roll Southern Hospitality! Wait, WHAT? I just see now that I missed who went home last week,…
Hi everyone, how was your week? It's miserably cold here, good time to watch some excellent TV like Orphan Black! Rolling the Clone Club S1:E7 after the break
I can't believe we're already in season four of Wentworth, what a wild ride this series has been! Let's see if Joan Ferguson gets what she wants and is released into the wild: methinks it's a foregone conclusion and just another step towards her and Bea's big showdown. Rolling S4:E3…
This is it; the season finale of Below Deck, awwww! Like Kate, I will miss it but I won't miss screaming on about whether Bemily or their chemistry exists, OR whether Kyle is a deliberate knocker-upper. Let's roll the intriguing sounding 50 Shades of Ben after the break!
Good morning everyone, I hope you're all having a great week? I am packing like I'm getting paid for it, so I can't complain about that. Are you all ready for another episode of Home Fires? Me TOO! Rolling S1:E2 after the break
Hi everyone! Did you miss Project Runway during the American Thanksgiving break as much as I did? It's been AGES since we saw our gang of designtestants, let's see what they come up with tonight!
Hi guys, how is everyone? It's crazy cold and snowy here, but since I've been performing rituals by the light of a waxing gibbous moon to bring about snow, I am technically not allowed to complain. Robert took us to church last episode on Divorce, let's see where we go…
Hi guys and welcome back to the recap of the second installment of TBS's Search Part with Alia Shawkat. I liked her, and I liked Brandon Micheal Hall, let's see what's good tonight.
Hi everyone, time for another Orphan Black. Paul dropped a bomb on us last week and we found out some stuff that made me want to find out EVEN MORE STUFF, so let's roll Variations Under Domestication!
Hi guys! Welcome back to Top Chef! This is actually the first series I'm doing the second season of: AND it's one of my very favourite shows, so I'm 'CITED! You can find the last series worth of recaps on this site, let's roll into Charleston, SC and get this…
Welcome back to Wentworth where things are COMPLETELY UPSIDE DOWN after the last two episodes. Let's find out where we land
HI everyone, I'm TalksTooMuch (TTM) and I will be recapping this ITV series Home Fires thanks to the recommendation of longtime reader friend P. I only know it's historical and that people were upset when it was cancelled, let's find out why!
Hi guys, how is everyone doing? Below Deck looks angry this week, and I'm slightly confused after last time, so let's see how everything shakes out. I was just getting used to HappyKate, looks like we're back to awesome super-villain Kate. You know, as long as there's a Kate: I'm…
Hi everyone and we're back with Ordinary Lies. I won't lie, I was going to do Car Share but realised I didn't have any subtitles and I'm not gonna chance it. I hope everyone's week started out well, mine's holding steady and let's get right to it after the break.
This is it! The season finale of Peter Kay's Car Share; what's going to happen with Captain Hook and Little Orphan Annie?! Let's find out after the break
Good morning you lot, welcome back to Divorce and the battling Dufresnes. I'd like to make that sound funny, but unless Thomas Hayden Church is making a face, I'm reaching. Rolling Church after the break
Hi guys! Welcome back to the first season of Orphan Black, I can't believe how much I'm enjoying it! I mean, it's very well thought-of and highly recommended, but it's everything people said and more. Rolling S1:E5 Conditions of Existence after the break.
Hi everyone and welcome to the last available season of Wentworth!! CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M ALMOST CAUGHT UP?? Woot! Thanks again to my awesome readers AK, AB/T for suggesting it and everyone else for reading: I hear this season gets off the HOOK! Rolling S4:E1 First Blood after the break.
Hi guys! My awesomesauce friend Veronica and Vulture said Search Party is a Girls-like show, but BETTER, and I since I love Girls like I'm demographic-appropriate (so NTD), I had to check it oot. Rolling the first episode after the break!
Hi everyone! I'm TalksTooMuch or TTM and I will be recapping this widely respected show Black Mirror for you! I don't know what it's about specifically, but I've had it recommended by more than one person, so I'm rolling! Starting with S1:E1 National Anthem after the break
I'm telling you , I could sure use a laugh and Car Share IS laughs, so here I am. Peter Kay and Sian Gibson do in one small space what entire sitcom armies can't accomplish and I couldn't appreciate it more. I'll just say thank the gods and the wee…
Hahahahahaha did you guys see this episode title for Below Deck? BEMILY! I christened them Bemily AGES ago! It's like I can see the future! I seriously wish I could see the future right now. That would be boss. Rolling episode 12 after the break!
Hi guys, lookit, we're almost caught up with Project Runway! How did that happen? I don't know but let's not jinx it. We lost the Laugh that Walked Like a Designer last week, let's see what the challenge is this time!
Welcome back to Divorce (...) from HBO, we made it through the holidays with the Dufresnes! Yay! Rolling into Weekend Plans after the break.
Hi everyone! Welcome to the Orphan Black BackWatch where I've started a series I missed when it first debuted. I did this with Wentworth (just finished the season 3 finale: WHAT??) and now I'm enjoying the Clone Club. Let's see what's in store this week on S1:E3 Effects of External…
Can you believe it's been a month since I last recapped Kingdom? Me either! Did you further know that there are 20 episodes in this season???!!! 20!! What? There better be some boy on boy SOON is all I gotta say. Rolling S2:E9 Living Down after the break.
Everything is coming to a head on Wentworth, the Governor is losing it, Fletcher is regaining it and Bea is the puppeteer / victim behind it all. Will Franky get her parole? Will Dory lose her baby to evil Jess? I will be looking for these answers and more in…
Hi everyone! We left Project Runway at an emotional time last week, rife with happiness AND tension. Let's see what the remaining designers get up to this time!
Hey guys, sorry I'm late! It's winter holidays in this part of Canada right now and I've got my entire family underfoot, which is making for late recaps. Without further ado, let's roll right into Divorce S1:E6 because NOTHING sounds like more fun than a first Christmas with a newly…
Hi guys, I'm late! I'm very late for this recap of Below Deck, so let's just get right to it, shall we? Rolling S4:E11 Bosun Blues after the break:
Hi guys! We're back to Orange is the New Black after a long hiatus: so much good stuff to watch these days! Rolling S4:E8 after the break:
Hi guys! I do not have the shows I am SUPPOSED to be working on, so I will do a Wentworth while I wait. Okay, I just wanted to see how things were shaping up. Rolling S3:E11 The Living and the Dead after the break
Hi everyone, welcome back for another episode of Orphan Black: I'm about to find out something important! Also: I think I just met my favourite Tatiana Maslany: Cosima. Let's make sure after the break!
Hi guys! Welcome back to Peter Kay's Car Share, which you should totally be watching if you are not. It's a smart comedy and I am LEARNING! About dogging, bout JapSi, all KINDS of things! Rolling E4 after the break!
This is the first season finale of Paranoid, how is everyone liking the show so far? The feedback I'm getting from various peeps is "meeeeh - I'll see how it turns out" so this one better be good, Paranoid! Rolling S1:E8 after the break
Hi guys, how are you? What a shite week, yeah? Let's roll another Wentworth and see if we can push it off for a bit. S3:E10 A Higher Court after the break
Hi guys! Welcome back to Below Deck where we getta see a crew member in full drag, I canea WAIT! In case you were wondering, my very favourite TV show is RuPaul's Drag Race, so I am all set, hunty. Rolling Bombed by a Care Bear After the break!
Welcome back to Orphan Black, kicking it back to 2013 with what I'll call a BackWatch. Given the date, you probably know what else that refers to because sometimes I lack subtlety. Rolling E2 Instinct after the break.
Things took a concerning turn last time on Wentworth, do y'all think there's something seriously wrong with the Governor? I'm wondering. Rolling S3:E9 after the break
I'm steadily running about a week behind on Project Runway, that's okay, right? Last week we lost my favourite and the week before my second favourite so it's been a BLOODBATH. Who's ready to roll into a Project Pop Up? Sure!
So here we are, at the penultimate episode of Paranoid season one and we still really don't know a whole lot about what's going on in the Biggest Conspiracy Of All Time (according to the Ghost Detective). Let's see if chasing Dr. Crowley and his drugs trials gets our intrepid…
Hi everyone, we're back with Sarah Jessica Parker, Thomas Hayden Church and Divorce. Last episode took a turn for the less-awesome, let's find out what happens with Gustav.
Hi guys! E tells me this is an episode of Car Share where we're all gonna want to do what we see, so I hope everyone is ready! I've been trying to lick my elbow just to get into the mood. Rolling Car Share S1:E3 after the break!
Hi everyone! I'm starting the show Ordinary Lies for two reasons. One: it stars Con O'Neil (eventually) from Happy Valley series 2 and two: it's from Red Production Company which has done too many quality productions to name, including Happy Valley, Paranoid, The Five, just so many. Have I mentioned…
Hi everyone! I am TalksTooMuch (you'll see why), but you can call me TTM here or on The Twitter @gingesbecray and I will be recapping Orphan Black for you! This was suggested by @oldaintdead and seconded by CG, so let's roll right into S1:E1 The Collapse of nature!
Hi everyone! Welcome back to the very last known episode of Rose and Maloney! I've enjoyed watching Sarah Lancashire strut around in varying hairstyles while berating her sidekick, but all good things must come to an end. Only two months until Last Tango in Halifax, woo hoo! Rolling Rose and…
Welcome back to high fashion in low places; how's everyone doing? Ready for the Urban Jungle? Me too! Rolling Project Runway S15:E7 after the break!
We're back with our unruly gang on Below Deck; will the pizza have been scraped up? Will the toaster stop smoking? Will Kelley stop taking his frustration out on Sierra re: Emily pretending to date Ben? These questions and more will maybe be answered this week on The Sea Was…
Hi guys! I swear, I was all set to do the final Rose and Maloney and realised at the last moment that I didn't actually have it...so Wentworth it is! Yay! I like this show and I missed it and CG has been freaking me out on Twitter with non-spoilery…
Hi guys! Welcome back to Peter Kay's Car Share, which is hilarious in approximately 14,567 ways. From the writing to the music to the ads, it's layered like a sweet tart on bad acid. Let's roll!
Welcome back to Divorce! Er. We've made it past the first day and we're DONE with counseling, let's see how they make Mediation a laff riot. Who's ready?
Hi guys, welcome back to Paranoid! Hmm, can you really welcome someone back to Paranoia? Sure! Let's roll S1:E6 after the break, we're almost at the end of this first season, so we'll probably start figuring stuff out really soon! Like, probably
They decided to air the fifth and final episodes of The Fall back to back and there is a LOT of buzz about both, so I'm rolling right into it after the break. Join me!
This is a funny kettle of fish, isn't it? Having the reunion after we already know who won the season of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars? It's going to be interesting watching the group dynamic after the anti-Alaska / pro-Katya media shitestorm. Let's roll the bitchLoveFest!
This is it, we're in the final of The Great British Bakeoff, who will take this year's prize? Will it be engineer Andrew, wily and wacky Candice or steady-on Jane? This will also be the last time BBC will be airing GBBO, so next year it will just be Paul…
Hi there and welcome back to The Fall for the Wounds of Deadly Hate. These titles...how is everyone liking this season so far? I am finding it a little bit slower than I remember, but then: I binged the first two seasons in approximately one dirty weekend, so that makes…
Welcome back fashionistas and fellow talent fans! It's getting more personal on Project Runway, I feel like I want them ALL to stay, especially after the orgy of gorgeous human nature last week. Let's roll!
Hi guys! How was your week? Not as good as Steve Haug's I bet! He's getting mawwied, YES, MAWWIED! We join our hawtAF yacht guest, fiancee and friends mid-charter on Below Deck, let's see what's in the envelope!
Hi everyone, I felt as though another Wentworth was just the thing: let's roll S3:E7 The Long Game after the break. I can't say I'm ecstatic how this is progressing currently, but I've learned to never count anyone out.
Hi everyone! Welcome back to Rose and Maloney with the stunning and incomparable Sarah Lancashire. She never lets us down; rolling right into S3:E2 after the break!
Hi everyone, welcome back to Divorce (that sounds weird) for round three in this slugfest of dissolution of a marriage. Rolling S1:E3 Counseling after the break!
Hi there! I checking out the new series Car Share suggested by EB on Twitter, honestly, she knows ALL the good shows, she put me onto Fleabag and everything. This looks very funny and has been green-lit for another season, so let's get right into it!
Well well well, things are moving away from the Governor in season three on Wentworth, aren't they?? Makes you wonder. Rolling S3:E6 Evidence after the break!
Hi guys! Lookit: Project Runway twice in one week; it's like I'm on top of shite or something! Probably "or something" but anyway, lets roll our first team challenge after the break, because those always go really well and nobody ever gangs up on the most talented designer ever *cough…
Hi guys! Welcome back to Paranoid where we're unprofessional and unusually suspicious! Rolling S1:E5 after the break!
So. We're back on The Fall with Stella and Spector, I really hope I was wrong about Sally Ann's intentions and hope DS Anderson was right about the murder of Susan Harper. Rolling S3:E4 Hell Within Him (what's with these titles??!!! Purple much?) after the break
Hi guys, welcome back to the Great British Bakeoff (still) from BBC. It's been a slow descent into withdrawal from the show due to it's move; I saw this week on Twitter that Lynn Allingham (@Tuck_Shop) won't be doing her winning bakes miniatures any more and while I totally get…
Things are coming to a head on Kingdom, only Ryan's in good shape and I'm sure that's an accident. Rolling S2:E8 Smoker after the break.
Welcome back to love on the high seas: It's RO TIME!! Woot! Rolling Below Deck S4:E7 Decent Proposal after the break!
Wow, it's been a WHILE, huh? Sorry, I got busy with...not recapping this show. I thought the last episode was ACTUALLY a Piece of Sh*t, so it took me ages to get back to it. Without further ado, rolling Orange is the New Black S4:E7 It Sounded Nicer in My…
Welcome back to Wentworth where we are learning more about Bea and the Governor; I have a feeling this Red Hand business AND Bridget Westfall will have a big effect on this correctional facility. Rolling S3:E5 Mercy after the break.
And we're back to our season 15 Project Runway juggernaut! We're still behind, so let's not waste any more time, shall we?
Hi guys! Welcome back to week 2 of Divorce, I admit it, I was skeptical that ANYONE could pull off a comedy about "a long drawn-out divorce" but was shocked to find that my beloved Sarah Jessica Parker and Thomas Hayden Church totally did . Let's see if they can…
Welcome back to Paranoid, where every single day our team learns a little more and gets increasingly suspicious...rolling S1:E4 after the break!
This is it, henny! The RuPaul's All Stars Season 2 Finale and we find out who will be crowned the winner! BeckyMae and I will be doing sharezies! I'm betting #TeamAlaska but boy is Katya a crowd favourite. I may be biased because when I saw her in person,…
Welcome back to our slow-moving The Fall, we've set the table for this season quite well, perhaps now we can have a little meat to go with our bread? Figuratively speaking for all you veggies out there. Rolling S3:E3 The Gates of Light after the break!
Hi guys! Welcome back to the Great British Bakeoff! I'm trying to gin up some enthusiasm, but Tudor Week sounds....it's gonna be fun, right? Right? Thanks once again to my friends Violet, PL and JS who recommended this show for recapping and / or read it and give me feedback.…
Hi guys! This Below Deck sounds exciting! By that I mean homicidal; I hope it's like a super jerky charter guest who gets in trouble tonight, not one of the nice ones like Linda P. Jones, who just wanted to get gently schwasted after looking at jewelry and retire to…
Welcome back to Wentworth, I've missed it so! Bea's ruling with an iron fist in a velvet glove while Franky hangs on by the skin of her, er, teeth. Something is up with Harry's murder and Sophie is acting a lot like her mom. Rolling Wentworth S3:E4 Righteous Acts after…
Welcome back to Project Runway where as usual: I am behind. Rolling Blacklight or Daylight after the break!
I don't know if you know this, but I think Sarah Jessica Parker is a jeezling national treasure. I've loved her since Girls Just Want To Have Fun through Flight of the Navigator right up to Sex and the City (until the second movie: WHAT WAS THAT??) but I was…
Welcome back to Paranoid from Red Production Co.; we left our KenDoll dodging bullets in the water and our anxious Bobby hiding by the dock; who's after them? And why exactly? Let's find out!
Hey hennys, who's ready to roll Drag Race All Stars with me two days later? Woo hoo, let's go, no time to waste!! Rolling S2:E7 Drag Family Values after the break!
Hi everyone, welcome back to The Fall where hopefully we've dispensed with the medical dramz and are back on the murdery and detecting paths, fingers crossed! Rolling S3:E2 His Troubled Thoughts after the break!
Hi guys! I am slightly behind due to Canadian Thanksgiving starting early at my house; I'll do my best to get this Great British Bakeoff recap out in a timely fashion. Let's roll Dessert Week right after the break!
Hi guys, sorry I'm late! It's Thankgiving-ish and I am busier than a one-armed pooper scooper. Rolling Below Deck S4:E5 after the break, the first WITHOUT Unfortunate Trevor! Yay!
Good morning everyone! Welcome back to Wentworth Correctional, where absolutely everything has changed since the death of Bea's nemesis. Rolling S3:E3 Knives Out after the break.
This is it! We're at the end of The Night Manager (finally! Talk about dragging one's bum) and we're about to find out just how deep our Tom/Jonathan/Andrew is...rolling S1:E6 after the break!
Welcome back to the Red Production Co. show Paranoid, I hear it gets even more exciting this time 'round, which makes sense, seeing as we were just setting the table last time. Thanks to EB for pointing out this show to me, rolling S1:E2 after the break!
It's been a minute since the last Kingdom, remember everything was completely messed up last time? Let's see what they put back together since then. Rolling S2:E7 The Demon Had A Spell after the break
Welcome back fashionistas/os! I'm still behind on Project Runway, so I'm ready to head right into S15:E2 Just Fabulous with my pretend-uncle Tim Gunn and oh so fashionable tiny auntie Heidi Klum. Rolling with Zac after the break:
Hello everyone, I'm TalksTooMuch, but you can call me TTM: I will be recapping this third series of The Fall with Gillian Anderson. Oh and Jamie Dornan, too. I watched the first two seasons in a heady binge-y blur, so I'm looking forward to slowing it down a bit.
Good morning everyone! Who's had a great week?? Well keep it to yourselves, sisters, it's been a nightmare of sick kiddos and sleep deprivation. I canea WAIT to get started on The Great British Bakeoff, I need my happy place! Rolling GBBO's first ever Botanical Week after the break!
Technically, I should be catching up on another show, but I really wanted to see what Queen Bea and the Governor are getting up to on Wentworth so join me, won't you? Okay I couldn't get it anyway. Rolling S3 (CAN YOU BELIEVE I'M ON SEASON 3 ALREADY?? What am…
Ahoy mateys! Are you ready for some more delicious double entendres above the deep blue sea? Me TOO! Rolling Below Deck S4:E4 That Tuna is F*cked after the break.
We're almost done the entire Rose and Maloney series, thanks again to LB (HBD!) on Facebook that recommended this early Sarah Lancashire gem, let's see what this last three episodes has for us! Rolling Rose and Maloney S3:E1 after the break!
Hullo loves! Welcome to Paranoid, another British program from Red Production Co. of Happy Valley and The Five fame, starring several actors from favourites such as Scott & Bailey, Happy Valley, Game of Thrones, River, Doctor Foster. I'm telling you: it's got EVERYONE. Rolling S1:E1 after the break!
Good morning and welcome to Project Runway season 15! I love this show and have watched it off and on since the begnining, I especially loved Ashley Nell Tipton's winning plus size collection last season. I recapped that season on the BookieWook starting here. Ready for season 15?? Me too!
This is part two of my Wentworth Sunday Double / Triple Header; EVERYTHING happened last episode, let's see where the chips fell. Rolling S3:E1 The Governor's Pleasure after the break.
This is it, we've reached the season two finale of Wentworth! I've been advised to watch this and the season three opener one right after the other, so it's gonna be a Wentworth Correctional Day, y'all! Rolling S2:E12 Fear Her after the break.
Welcome back to Wentworth Correctional, carrying on through my binge-recap. Rolling S2:E11 Into the Night (great movie!) after the break.
Halleloo huntys! BeckyMae's been doing a FABULOUS job of 'Capping the Kweens the last two weeks, now I'm back for a week! Hi! Let's roll RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars because the B*TCHES ARE BACK, Y'ALL!! Let's see who gets their RuVenge on S2:E5 Revenge of the Queen.
You guys. You GUYS! Last week I was all "poor me, I can't get GBBO, I'll just sit in a corner with my thumb innit" but I was finally able to get it up and running using an app called FilmON (which is brilliant) thanks to a couple of reader…
It's the season finale of Mr. Robot and if you aren't afraid: you haven't been watching. This has been a roller coaster of a season and this finale episode has been written and directed by Sam Esmail, so we all need to brace ourselves. Besides that, last week was mostly…
We are back to our beloved show, New Girl. Schmidt and Cece have finally gotten married; Winston and Aly are in love, but poor Jess and Nick have crossed paths when Regan showed back up and snatched him up. Let's see what kind of shenanigans Jess can come up with…
Welcome back Below Deck for another episode of Senior Deckhand Trevor pissing everyone off! And hopefully either some really cool guests or some "exciting" ones that don't know how doors work. Rolling Hair Models and Filthy Martinis after the break!
I'm not going to lie, last episode blew.my.mind, I didn't know WHAT to think, and I can't wait to see what it means in the larger scheme of things Wentworth. Rolling S2:E10 after the break.
Welcome back to Unforgotten with Nicola Walker and Sanjeev Bhaskar; we're at the finale now and ready to find out who REALLY brought about the end of our Jimmy Sullivan. All the spoilers after the break.
Alright, alright, alright! Luci is back for Season 2! And good old Mum is on the loose from Hell! Let's see what shenanigans our Devil has in store on Lucifer, recap starts now!
I hope everyone had a great weekend, yeah? We left our intrepid duo in dire straights last episode of Rose and Maloney, let's rush right to it.
Oh dear, after the heartbreak of losing my perennial fave, glamour toad and all round Southern charmer the Ginger Minj, it's hard to know who to go for now! So many talented queens on RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars! I think I might now be firmly in Lasky's corner tho…
We're barelling through another season of Wentworth at a record pace (you know, two years behind, but still!) and things are getting very sticky indeed with old favourites being separated from the herd. Rolling S2:E9 after the break
What a bloody show last week, yeah? And that wasn't even the end of the season! Rolling part one of the Mr. Robot two part finale after the break
Twas a sad week in the GBBO fandom; the BBC juggernaut is moving to Channel 4 in England and Mel and Sue will not be following. I am brand new to the show, but I can see just how devastating it's been for people. We still have the rest of…
I'm having access issues to The Great British Bakeoff, so I may as well roll ahead with The Night Manager, a little HiddleBum can make ANYTHING better! Rolling the penultimate episode after the break
Welcome back to the high seas with our crispy shaven crew of yachties not in the Mediterranean on Below Deck! Not much controversial yet, except maybe Senior Deckhand Trevor's nose-mining, but I have faith that Kate and Ben will bring the heat. Rolling S4:E 2 after the break!
Welcome back to Wentworth where Vera Bennett has just turned an important corner and Maxine wasn't quite fast enough to get around a corner herself. Rolling S2:E8 after the break.
Whewww long break for Orange is the New Black, let's see what Piper, newly crowned leader of the alt-right, will mess up this time. Rolling OITNB S4:E6 Piece of Sh*t after the break
Welcome back to the finale of Fleabag, it's been getting slowly darker and darker, as things do before they're brought screaming into the light, rolling S1:E6 after the break
We left Jay stomping all over the ruins of his relationship while Christina expanded into a previous revenue stream and Alicia slept in her car. Let's see if Pink At Night means what it sound like on Kingdom!
Welcome back to Wentworth where we're past the halfway mark for season 2. Rolling S2:E7 Metamorphosis after the break.
Welcome back to Unforgotten, where the feet are getting ever closer to the fire with regards to Who Killed Jimmy Sullivan? Lo those many years ago. Let's see what DCI Cassie Stuart can come up with this time, she's kind of brill, yes?
Welcome back to Rose and Maloney; did everyone see that Sarah Lancashire won Best Actress at the TV Choice Awards for Happy Valley Series 2??? What a night, the Twitterverse 'SPLODED and excitement and nude pic requests were in the air. There is an amazing SLancs fan base on Twitter,…
I’m BAAAAAACK! Thanks to TTM for doing to the first two eps of All Stars, the competition is FIERCE, literally!! Today it is “Herstory of the World”!
Welcome back to Mr. Robot; we're closing in on the end of the season and we don't know where most of fsociety is but we DID find Flipper, yay! Let's see if we find anyone else tonight. Rolling S2:E10 after the break
We're going back to Madrid on The Night Manager to find out how much deeper our intrepid agent can sink in to the web of criminal activity sustained by henpecked hubby Dickie Roper. Rolling E4 after the break!
Hi guys!! I am TalksTooMuch, aka TTM and I am so excited that OG Below Deck is back! It looks like lots is going on, I can't wait to see how Kelley explains his return and meet all the new crew! I've been recapping Below Deck for two years, you…
ZOMG ZOMG you guys, it's BREAD WEEK on the Great British Bakeoff!!!! I LOVE bread! I love making it, I love eating it, I stare at it lovingly during quiet moments. Let's get right to it before my punctuation gets any more unruly!!
This is it! The last time we'll see these awesome credits again until next year. Let's roll the Bachelor in Paradise season three finale to see how many of our four couples are engaged after 5 weeks! That's enough maths!
Hi guys! Technically I'm supposed to be doing any number of other shows but I decided to say screw it, I needed a Wentworth. Rolling S2:E6 The Pink Dragon after the break.
We're back for the penultimate installment of BBC3's Fleabag, I swear, I'm seeing Phoebe Waller-Bridge everywhere these days! Rolling E5 after the break.
Hey everyone! Who's ready for the two night season finale of Bachelor in Paradise? Me either! But here we are, with several couples that may or may not have been dating for mere weeks under the hot Mexican sun ready to become the very next Janners. Rolling BiP S3:E10 after…
Big Beech (typo and it stays) was evicted, stole Pablo (the real star!) and now it's time for a new HOH on Big Brother. Let's just hope it's Paul, so that he can get revenge for Pablo, or Victor, so that he can just be Victor!
Here we are, down to the last six house guests on Big Brother and it's another live eviction. Will Nicole stick to her newly formed alliance with Paul and Victor, or will she be swayed by James and Natalie, whom she originally aligned with? Let's find out!
It seems like AGES since I Wentworth -ed, let's find out what Bea, Franky and the enigmatic Governor Ferguson have been up to. Rolling S2:E5 Twist the Knife after the break
Michelle and Paul are nominated, with Paul as the pawn and Meech as the intended next one out the door. It's Power of Veto time on Big Brother; will one of these two crafty players snatch it up?
Welcome back to the continuing travails of Fleabag, will she find some happiness or at least peace? Customers? A loan that doesn't involve ASKING her perfect (if possibly eating disordered) sister? Let's find out, I hear this is a funny one: rolling Fleabag S1:E4 after the break
This is an exciting Big Brother, because Victor has yet another chance of coming back into the house. The five jurors are back in the house competing along with the house guests for a chance to not only get back in, but also a chance for HOH. What was the…
Welcome back to RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars; I swear to BOB that BeckyMae will be back next week, until then you get me again!
Welcome back to what I THOUGHT was the penultimate episode of Mr. Robot; IMdB tells me there may be 12 this season instead of 10 as last time. Will take! Things got smashy last time with the B Team, hopefully we're back with Elliot in his actual location this…
Welcome back to The Great British Bakeoff, I am SO EXCITED to get back to it! Last week I was referred to awesome person to follow on Twitter: Lynn Allingham @Tuck_Shop does miniatures of the winning bakes and they.are.AMAZING! Check it oot! Thanks again PL, DM and my lovely pal…
We had a bit of a return to the beginning last episode on Rose and Maloney, with our Rose engineering the release of someone due to a shoddy conviction but with her information being noooot exactly what she thought. Let’s see why wee Will Campese the Second fared so poorly…
I have the best readers, honestly, and (let's be honest) pals: they really like these Wentworth recaps so Imma keep rolling them. Starting S2:E4 The Danger Within after the break!
Things were starting to fire for Bea last episode but Franky's not doing all that well. . It was all manipulation all the time, but Boomer gave me a lovely break.Let's see what happens this time on Wentworth
Here we are at the Live Eviction on Big Brother, where hopefully these dullards will send Corey packing. Will they actually do it, or will Victor head out again and then right back in, when the jurors get a chance to get back in that house?
It's been a minute since we've visited the Unforgotten; a chance remark by a reader / friend about Sue Perkins from GBBO being friends with Nicola Walker made me realise just how long it's been! I'm so suggestible it's almost ridiculous. Thanks for the wake-up JS, rolling Unforgotten S1:E4 after…
Last time on Big Brother, we had traitors! Traitors everywhere! Let's see if the real players in the game can come back and show them who's boss.
Let’s see what our fave profane café owner has in store for us this time; I’ve wanted to get back to it all week! Rolling Fleabag S1:E3 after the break.
Halllooooooo huntys!! It's ONE of your fave Drag Hags, TTM, back to recap the awesomeness of RuPaul's All Stars season 2!! Woo hoo!! BeckyMae and I will be taking turns until the finale, but don't get it twisted, kitty gurls, we have you covered! Come! Snatch a wig with us…
I have to tell you, I have been thinking about our enigmatic new Wentworth Governor since I started the second season, so I thought I'd see what shakes out of E2 Whatever It Takes. Rolling after the break!
So. Last week blew my tiny mind (AGAIN), let's see how they 'splain how everything happened this season, given that Elliot is where we now know he is. Rolling Mr. Robot S2:E8 eps2.6_succ3ss0r.p12 after the break!
I am so excited you guys!!!!! I am recapping AND watching The Great British Bake Off for the very first time and I hear it's the best.show.ever. It's also the favourite show of a few of my favourite people, including Violet, PL and DM. Without further ado, let's roll GBBO…
Welcome back to the sweaty octagon with the Kulinas in Kingdom; it's Happy Hour and everyone's drankin!
Who's ready for a double header of Lifestyles of the Young and So So Affected? Me NEITHER! Rolling Bachelor in Paradise S3:E7 after the break anyway
We are back on a Paulie-free episode of Big Brother! Excited? I know I am. Let's see who wins Head of Household and how and if, the power will shift this time.
Hi guys! Everyone ready for some more Sarah Lancashire realness as arse-kicking Rose Linden on Rose and Maloney? Me too!! Rolling S2:E3 after the break!
Welcome back to Big Brother, where Paulie is almost certain to find himself and his bullying, entitled, crybaby ways shown the door. Let's see if it happens and if he has that round trip ticket; bob willing; NO!
Welcome back ladies and gents, it's TTM carrying on about Bachelor in Paradise again! Are you ready for a BUNCH more drunken shenanigans on our Island of Lurve? Me TOO! Brace yourself, Chris Harrison calls it SHOCKING! Rolling Bachelor in Paradise S3:E6 after the break!
Welcome back to Wentworth, I just needed a wee break after binge recapping season one; let’s see how Franky, Bea and Liz are doing!
Sorry sorry it's been so long since I've been at Hiddles, rolling S1:E3 of The Night Manager after the break!
Welcome back to DirectTVs Kingdom S2; things are heating up and cooling off on the show this week, and let's just say: Nate isn't having the best time. Rolling Be First after the break!
We met Fleabag last recap, getting her backstory and far too many details of an unlikely hookup; she also returned her sister's sweater, met and stole from a Bus Rodent AND her father and godmother; I can't think of anything else SFW to put above the jump, so let's roll…
So now, now I know that tonight I will find out who killed Meg Jackson lo those 9 episodes ago on Wentworth. I’ve been looking forward to it all day, but I’ve also allowed myself the leeway to watch as much as I need to through my fingers, I have…
Are we closer to finding Tyrell Wellick? Flipper? According to the Previously On, we’re getting SO MUCH BACKSTORY about lingering issues from Mr. Robot season one, yayy!!
Hi guys! Welcome back to Litchfield with the Orange is the New Black gang! Like, literally. Rolling S4:E5 We'll Always Have Baltimore (or CorrectiCon Assaultimore, if you like) after the break:
Welcome back to Wentworth Prison, where everything is getting tenser and tenser and people are dying. Breathe. Rolling S1:E9 after the break.
EB suggested BBC3’s Fleabag on the Twitter; I need a laugh break after all the carnage nearing the end of Wentworth S1, so I’m finally onnit! Rolling the pilot after the break! One second: the language and content are...slightly more adult than usual on the site, awright, as you were,…
She's back...Ashley I, of the continuous tears, is back to mess with Jared's game on Bachelor In Paradise. Will she succeed in running Caila with the good hair off, or will she herself cry wee, wee, wee, all the way home? Let's find out!
I'm still binge recapping Wentworth, all the thanks to readers AK and AT that suggested the show AND the binging. It's been a rush so far, although brutal as well. Rolling S1:E8 Mind Games after the break
I'm giving the hilarious TTM a break this week and doing the recap for Bachelor In Paradise. I only hope to be half as amazing as she is! Last week Evan, being rejected by Carly, was about to interrupt Amanda and Josh's tonsil hockey. Let's take it from there.
Welcome back to Wentworth on this series of binge recaps! I’m up to S1:E7, rolling after the break, brought to you by Vera's glorious untied hair!
I know I just dropped a Wentworth not that long ago, but I'm going to try a binge recap of the series, since it's just concluded a very exciting season 4. Rolling S1:E6 Captive after the break!
Bridgette is gone and Michelle made an ass out of herself on the last episode of Big Brother. It's a new week and a new chance to make some changes as we head into the Head of Household competition. Let's cross our fingers!
Soooo super duper sorry, but I was a bit of a moron and didn’t realize I hadn’t posted or even watched all of this episode before I posted E3, so we’re working backwards on Kingdom!
Welcome back to a very late recap for Mr. Robot S2:E6; let's roll right now!
Here we are already at the Double Eviction night on Big Brother! These are always good ones, so buckle your seat belts and get ready for the ride
We are back to the Power of Veto on Big Brother, and the Dude-Bros once again, have the power, while targeting the ladies in the house. Let's see if Michelle or Zakiyah can pull it off and win this POV!
Welcome back to Rose and Maloney! We need to find out what’s going on with Daniel Berrington;
It’s been a minute, what are Alvey and the gang up to on Kingdom?
Oh Wentworth, I MIST U! So we're back in Australia with our gang of violent femmes, okay, mostly non-violent but that sounded better than The Slappy Bunch. I know season 4 is fantastic, I've heard it from several quarters, so the only option is to barrel straight ahead. Rolling S1:E5!
Welcome back to Bachelor in Paradise for our second kick at BiP's can in the SAME WEEK, yay! Let's see if this episode is the most! shocking! ever!
We continue on from the live eviction to get our new Head of Household on this episode of Big Brother. Let's just hope it's someone other than a dude-bro for once. Let's shake this thing up now that Da' is gone!
It is another Live Eviction tonight on Big Brother, and it does not look good for our Mama Da'. Will the dude-bros stick to the original plan to get rid of Frank's Cabbage Patch Kid? Or will Da' be heading to the Jury House? Let's find out.
Hay gurls haay! We're with Bachelor in Paradise and one bachelor having his grouchy, hungover arse escorted offsite, let's see what happens on our drunken island of iniquity tonight!
Welcome back to Mr. Robot where we're getting some very cool backstory about fsociety's inception, do you think any of this will tell us Where Is Tyrell Wellick? Rolling E5 eps2.3_logic-b0mb.hc with so.many.spoilers after the break
Welcome back to Unforgotten! I was missing it, so I thought I’d get caught up on what Cassie In Charge has been up to. Rolling S1:E3 after the break.
Hello y'all and welcome to Bachelor in Paradise! Full disclosure: I have watched this with an online group since it's inception 3 years ago but refuse to watch The Bachelor or The Bachelorette. Since I'm a little fuzzy on specific peeps and my fellow 'capper Renoblondee is ALLLLS about the…
Wow, it's been a minute, hasn't it? I'm behind! I'm worried about this season, maybe that's why I've been dragging my feet a wee bit, but no more, let's dive into Orange is the New Black S4:E4 Doctor Psycho after the break!
We're back at the Criminal Justice Review Agency with Sarah Lancashire and Phil Davis on Rose and Maloney; let's see what changes this long hiatus brought us! Rolling S2:E1 after the break
Okay, this is it! We are all caught up on Mr. Robot so WOO HOO! For one day until USA Network drops the next installment. Things were starting to devolve further for our Elliot on the grossest fecking episode EVER of Mr. Robot; let's see how this one goes. Getting…
Ding Dong, the Frank is gone. Pretty soon the house guests will start turning on one another instead of just targeting one or two people like they've been doing, and that's when the real fun begins on Big Brother. But first, I have a feeling they will target little Cabbage…
Here we are at the next Live Eviction on Big Brother. I think we all know where this is going; Curly Cue is headed out that door finally. I really don't see any other scenario playing out. But, hey, this is BB, so you never know! Let's go.
We’re back with Wentworth where I’m having a hard time not skipping ahead, season 4 is happening right now and I hear it’s VERY ‘CITING! But no, no, anything we learn now will be out of context and order and won’t make any sense, right? Right?? Let’s roll S1:E4 The…
With Curly Cue and his Cabbage Patch up on the block for nomination, it's time for the Power of Veto on Big Brother. Will one of these two clowns snag it up? Or will one of them finally be sent packing?
I know I just did a Mr. Robot recap, but I'm within grasp of catching up and I couldn't resist. Especially since we might actually find out the pivotal question of season two thus far: Where Is Tyrell Wellick? As opposed to season one's big conundrum: Who Is Mr. Robot?…
This is it, yachtubbers!! The season finale of Below Deck Mediterranean and I will miss our unruly bunch of floating hospitality workers. Well. Not ALL of them maybe. Let's see who our last guests are!
Already one dancer gone, and tonight we'll lose another on So You Think You Can Dance: TNG. That will leave only eight kids standing, which I believe only gives us about a month left of our show. Let's enjoy it while we can!
We’re back with part two of the season two opener on Mr. Robot, let’s meet the rest of the gang, shall we? Rolling after the break
We’re back with Sarah Lancashire and Phil Davis trying to pry David McVay out of blind Lady Justice’s grasping cold fingers of fate on Rose and Maloney. I understand the series takes a sharp turn at this point; let’s find out what that looks like. Rolling part two of the…
After the Battle Back competition on Big Brother, Victor is back in the house. What kind of ramifications will this cause, and will the game completely change now that he's back in? Or do we think that Victor will just be targeted immediately and shown the door come Thursday's eviction?…
Hi there, welcome back to The Night Manager, or How I Learned How To Get Over Hiddles in Six Parts. We set the stage last week and now we’re wading into the thick of it, what WILL Mr. Pine do to avenge his lost love what he totally got killed?…
We have a special Friday edition of Big Brother, with the five evicted house guests getting a chance to return to the house for another shot at that five hundred thousand dollars. Who will get back in? Glenn, Jozea, Victor, Bronte, or Tiffany? Let's find out!
Hi guys! Welcome back to Washington for more shenanigans with our favourite dysfunctional couple on House of Cards. Things were set for a busy, busy election season and I have high hopes we’ll meet that smoldery Gov. Conway soon. Getcher ivory dress on, we're rolling S4:E2 Chapter 41 after the…
It is Live Eviction time on Big Brother, and I'm pretty sure Tiffany: AKA Vanessa Lite, will be heading out into the studio to meet Julie. There's always a chance that it will be our Mama Da' though, (these dunder heads are not the brightest bulbs) and that BETTER not…
Last week on Unforgotten we met everyone and also figured out who our victim probably was, woot! Rolling E2 after the break!
It's Power of Veto time on Big Brother, and hopefully Tiffany won't win it because who wants a whiny, sniveling, stupid hat-wearing mess around the house, eh? Let's find out who grabs it up!
We left Ben crying into Hannah’s shoulder – did you know he has a catering business based out of the Fort Lauderdale area? Me either! But he does, and is a Capricorn too, in case you were keeping count. That’s thanks to DJ in comments; let’s see what else Jesse…
So we’ve got a new warden for Wentworth prison, a mystery as to who killed the previous one and several in-between goings-ons rocking the casbah on Foxtel’s Wentworth; and who’s Franky anyway?? Thanks again to AK to suggesting this show on Facebook! Rolling E3 after the break
Welcome back to So You Think You Can Dance: TNG! Last week we finally got our first performances, and this week we have to see our first dancer go home. Which little buddy will it be? Let's see some new dancing and find out.
So. Did everyone watch Mr. Robot season one? There’s too much to go over if you haven’t, go binge it and come back. I’ll wait. Doo doooo doo. I’ll give a breakdown as we go along, but a LOT happened, you’re gonna want the full Mr. Robot MindHump Experience. Doooo…
Bronte, of the helium voice, is out and Tiffany, of the whine, cry and generally aggravate everyone, is still in the house, on: Big Brother. Frank is safe, due to Paulie winning HOH, so this week may be trash. Let's take a big breath - or shot - and dive in.
Last year, I recapped the first season of Kingdom on our shared Book Club site (don’t ask, it made sense at the time); mostly because I heard Nick Jonas was getting all gay pron-y up in there, and he kiiiinda did, but I ended up being impressed mostly with Jonathan…
Hi there! LB from Facebook asked me to look at recapping Rose and Maloney and I said OF COURSE once I saw it had Sarah Lancashire. I hear Anne Reid’s innit too, squee! Rolling S1:E1 Pilot after the break!
Welcome to The Night Manager on GingesBeCray! A little back-story, I used to LOVE Tom Hiddleston. As in maybe met people online solely for the purpose of meeting and getting pics with the man when he ventured into Canada. Then Twiddles happened and I know I’m a judgy bish but…
Alrighty! It is Live Eviction night on Big Brother, and Confucius say...Tiffany...will greet Julie Chen on the other side! Unless something crazy has been happening we don't know about; let's find out if that's what happens! Plus, new HOH! Please, dear BOB, do NOT let it be anyone on Team…
Welcome back to Litchfield where the plot continues to thicken (needs stirring) and we STILL HAVEN'T SEEN SOPHIA! Whut?? Rolling Orange is the New Black S4:E3 after the break!
We are back at the Power of Veto again on Big Brother. With Frank as Head of Household, oh, sorry. I meant, with Bridgette as the Head of Household; who will go be a replacement if need be? Will one of the nominees win POV and pull themselves off the…
Welcome back to more shenanigans on the high seas on Below Deck Mediterranean with our intrepid crew of yachties and their most obnoxious guests yet, who’ve extended their vacation and trashed Hannah’s service all in one fell swoop. Rolling E11 after the break!
Hi there! I’m TalksTooMuch (but you can call me TTM) and I will be recapping Unforgotten with Nicola Walker for your reading pleasure. Rolling cold cases with Gillian Cassie after the break!
We have finally made it! We are at performances, where we get to see some action, Jackson! So, without further ado, welcome to, So You Think You Can Dance: Top Ten Perform!
Hello, I'm TalksTooMuch (but you can call me TTM) and I will be recapping House of Cards season 4 for your reading entertainment. I’ve mostly been steeped in excellent British dramas lately (Last Tango in Halifax, Happy Valley, River, Doctor Foster, Spotless, too many to name all) so you must…
It's new nominees and Roadkill competition time on Big Brother! Bridgette is the new HOH, but is Frank really the one running the show?
We left our felonious femmes staring at the dead body of Guvnor Jackson, suspicion firmly settled on newb Bea Smith. Is it wrong that I was more worried about how this death would affect Bea and Mr. Jackson’s relationship? He had just started to help her out and seemed like…
We are on the last bit before the top ten start competing on So You Think You Can Dance: TNG. That's when it really gets good, and we get to see what these kids really got in them. Let's see which nine kids have what it takes! (because, duh, Tate)
It's that time again. It's the live eviction on Big Brother! Will it be Bronte, Victor, or the now vilified in the house, Tiffany? Let's find out!
We're at the end of this Sally Wainwright-penned Suranne Jones-starring mini-series Unforgiven already, and since everything has to happen in the next 45 minutes, I am assuming it will be jam-packed and we should get right to it. Can you believe there are series that last 7-8 times longer?? 23…
This is the last of the three part miniseries of Tipping the Velvet from BBC and author Sarah Waters, let's see what our saucy little minx Nan has been up to! Rolling E3 after the break.
With the vets having clear control of the house, the newbies are scrambling to appease them while they await their turn at the helm. Who will win the Power of Veto? A vet again? Or will a newbie be able to take themselves off the block? It clearly doesn't matter;…
Hi guys! I am so excited about this recap for Below Deck Mediterranean, I don't want to jinx it, but there's a commenter! LOOKIT!! Y'all feel free to jump on in! Rolling the longest.titled.episode.EVER after the break!
We are back at the first trip to the Academy with the kids vying for a spot with the All-Stars on So You Think You Can Dance: TNG. Who's got what it takes to dance with the likes of Fik-shun, Robert, and Katherine, et al?
And here we are: at the denouement of the excellent River from BBC One. I've quite enjoyed it, however perplexed I've been and I will miss our sad Swedish bear and his melancholy detecting. I will also miss Nicola Walker as the mischievous (probably not the right word) Stevie, but…
We find out who has the best balance and won the new Head of Household on the latest episode of Big Brother after the self-proclaimed "Messiah" was evicted. Who will they nominate for eviction, and who will win the Roadkill comp?
Welcome back to Unforgiven with the sublime Suranne Jones! Funny story: I typically have a really good memory (not for important stuff, just like who said what 3 and a half years ago in a chat room in a conversation I wasn't involved in kinda way) so maybe I get…
We're back for episode 2 of season 4 of Orange is the New Black, who's ready to roll? ME TOO! Doing it to it after the break!
Welcome back to the luscious period BBC drama of Tipping the Velvet, I hear the second episode is even more hand-kissy than the last! From the book by Sarah Waters to the show, on we roll..
Welcome to BB first Live Eviction! Will it be: Jozea, Bridgette, or Paulie that goes home? Oh, come on! We all know it will be the much despised Jozea: "MessiahOfTheNewbies," that goes! Let's find out!
I tried Wentworth Prison a year or so ago while waiting for Orange is the New Black (speaking of, I should get on E2!) but a Facebook pal AK suggested it for a recap and I thought I'd take another run at it. Rolling No Place Like Home after the…
Paul was nominated on the last episode of BB on the surprise twist: Roadkill ceremonies. Nobody except Team 8 Pack know that Frank won the challenge and nominated him. Who will win the POV tonight?
We're nearing the end now on River, and I can't say I am any closer to knowing what the Sam Hill is going on, you? Fingers crossed for more music; rolling episode 5 after the break!
I was a little bit worried we'd only have an 8-epi run for Below Deck Mediterranean like Apres Ski and Work Out New York, but here we are on number 9, woo hoo! Rolling Fever Pitch after the break!
Continuing on with auditions, we go to the Big Apple. Let's see what the kids in New York bring on SYTYCD: TNG
Hi there! I'm TalksTooMuch and I'll be recapping Unforgiven for your reading pleasure! You'll figure out my handle soon enough if you haven't already experienced the joy of my overwritten recaps for Happy Valley, Last Tango in Halifax and many, many other Sally Wainwright and / or Sarah Lancashire shows!…
Nicole is showing how strong her play is while Jozea is in trouble, girl. Will the power shift when Julie unleashes a new twist on this episode of Big Brother?
This is it, the season finale of Game of Thrones; rumour has it we lose someone important. I even signed out of social media during, there's a lot of spoilery bastages out there (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), and one single image could wreck the whole thing (LIKE HOUSE OF…
So. This is it, the very last known episode of Last Tango in Halifax until Christmas. I've been dragging my bum a bit on this, not wanting it to end, but time's up! I've distracted myself with River, Tipping the Velvet and Doctor Foster, but it's time to roll S3:E6.…
Here we are on episode 2 of Big Brother. There's already going to be an elimination, so let's find out if it's going to be the Nicole, Glenn, Corey or Tiffany.
I haven't heard of Tipping the Velvet before, but the awesome Dixie pointed me in it's direction. The mini-series is based on the novel by Sarah Waters, which I'm planning to read after, and after doing a little reading up on the title: sounds very interesting. Rolling the first after…
You know it's summertime when Big Brother is on. It's Season 18 already, can you believe it? 18 summers of this mess and we love it! Let's dig right in.
We're past the halfway mark on River now, and I've been sort of weighing it against another really good show with mental illness front and centre: Mr. Robot. I can't wait to see if it shakes out similarly.
We left our heroine Doctor Foster heading to dinner with Simon, his lover, his lover's unknowing parents and family: things are about to hit the fan spectacularly, I can almost smell it! Rolling the series finale after the break:
Well here we are. It's the season three finale of Reign! We finally made it all the way to Scotland, where our Mary will fight for her throne.
Welcome back to the high seas and even higher guests on Below Deck Mediterranean! We left Danny and Bobby partying with the clients ashore in Mykonos; let's see who has the most game! (Hint: it's Ben)
So this is it for Gigolos until next year, let's join our studly crew for one moar trip around the world!
I am so excited to recap Orange is the New Black!! I've loved it since the beginning, well, since episode 3, once we got past PIPER, but all in all: so 'CITED season 4 has dropped!! Rolling S4:E1 after the break!
Woot! The title of Game of Thrones S6:E9 Battle of the Bastards makes me think we may see Jon Snow kicking Ramsay Bolton's wee toned behind this episode! Fingers crossed! I am so happy, the fantastic Veronica is back to do gifs for me, rolling after the break:
I 'pologize for the lateness of this posting AND the dearth of recaps lately, it's been Very Summer Hours and to be completely frank: the last two episodes of Last Tango In Halifax knocked me oot entirely.
Welcome back to our melancholy baby, River is rolling after the break. I am finding this show really sticks with me, and not just the music, although I did entertain my entire extended family with "I'm In The Mood (For Dancing)" all weekend. Well. "Entertained" Rolling!
And we're back with Below Deck Mediterranean! Things heated up then cooled down last week, let's see if we've put this InappropriatelyFriendlyDaniel bugbear to bed! Rolling after the break
We're back to Doctor Foster, quite a bit happened last time and now we've got the happy couple playing Happy Families again, what could possibly go wrong? Rolling after the break
I am so excited that Showtime has released the first episode of Cameron Crowe's show Roadies, I have been looking forward to it FOREVER. He is one of my top two directors (the other has fallen off the last few years, but there's always a chance that giant brain will…
Veronica's back!!!! Yay!!! So that means our recap for Game of Thrones S6:E8 No One will be Call and Answer style again! YAY!! Rolling after the break
Moving on to The Windy City, SYTYCD: TNG is getting closer to the kids landing at the Academy. It's going to be an interesting season. Let's head onward!
I could not believe last episode of Last Tango in Halifax, you guys. So much wonderful, so much incredibly not-possible. Let's roll after the break.
And we're back with our melancholy bear detective with his awesome imaginary friends and not-so-awesome Manifests on River! Rolling after the jump
Hi guys! Are you as 'cited about Below Deck Mediterranean's return as I am? You know you are! Let's roll kitchen semantics and spoilers after the jump!
With Reign taking a break last week, we are finally back with three more episodes to wrap up season three. Mary is headed back to her homeland of Scotland, but there's been a terrible storm at sea and her ship is in trouble. Will she make it?
Can you believe we're almost done this season of Gigolos? Me either! This is the penultimate episode of S6, since Showtime is stingy with the Cowboys 4 us Angels, but we'll take what we can get. Rolling number 7 after the jump!
We're back with Suranne Jones as the clever cheatee in a suddenly unhappy marriage in Doctor Foster, let's see what she has up her sleeve.
Welcome back to Last Tango in Halifax! It's (TTM-approved small) wedding day, yay! It's been such a fast relationship, and so very exciting. On we roll!
Welcome back to Game of Thrones, just me again. I will do my best! I won't be doing gifs, I almost kilt my gif-maker last week, so I will use word pictures. Maybe hand gestures too. So much happened last week, I hope this week is just the same. Rolling…
I think by now we've all sorted out that I love a good BBC drama or eight, this one River stars both Stellan Skarsgard (sooooooo inappropriately crushing) and our Nicola Walker from Last Tango in Halifax! The cast reads like a Who's Who in the UK acting scene, and after…
We're back with our Cowboys4Angels in sunny Las Vegas! Rolling Showtime's Gigolos S6 epi 6 after the break!
Hi yachtubbers! This epi of Below Deck Mediterranean looks diiiiiiirrrty, let's get to it! Right after I say how much I love this cover photo: isn't it great? Thanks Bravo!
Welcome back to Last Tango in Halifax! We're rolling into the quiet wedding (approve) of two of our main characters, all the spoilers after the break! Even though you guys already saw this ages ago, I should say: I will be spoiling myself after the jump!
The phenomenal dance show, SYTYCD is back! Only, it's changed. A lot. It's now SYTYCD: The Next Generation, and they are taking auditions from 8 to 13 year old children instead of 18 and up only. Let's side-eye our TVs with caution for week one.
We're back with Doctor Foster, starring Suranne Jones and Bertie Carvel (that.name) in our drama re: infidelity plus or minus a giant conspiracy. It was created and written by Mike Bartlett, who I failed to give proper credit to last recap. Rolling after the break!
Welcome back to Game of Thrones everyone! Last week was a heartbreaker, although we did get some important backstory. And proof that George R.R. Martin builds the most intricate plots EVER. I have more bad news, too, it will just be me this week, my awesome recap buddy Veronica is…
So we're back for the second half of the lovelorn saga between Deckhand Danny and the comely Morgan, purveyor of overpriced food and bevvies from the land of the Tilted Kilt. What shall happen with our star-crossed lovers on Below Deck Mediterranean? Will Danny be fired? Will Morgan be drawn…
Welcome back to Last Tango in Halifax! I've been all over the place this week, to see Doctor Foster and gone Below Deck in the Mediterranean, it's been a blast! So nice to come back to this awesome show with Sarah Lancashire, Nicola Walker and Anne Reid! On we roll,…
Arrow Season 4 Finale Schism recap starts now! Spoilers ahead!
Welcome back to our floating sinwagon with allllls the cherry veneer and painted peni we can take! Let's find out if the promos for Below Deck Mediterranean were real and Danny snogged a guest. Onward to the Tilted Kilt Asea!
The Flash Season 2 Finale The Race of His Life recap starts now! Spoilers ahead!
Mary wants to get back to Scotland desperately, and on tonight's episode of Reign, she may get a chance. Will she finally make it back home?
This is another Suranne Jones show, suggested by E on The Twitter, so given how much I liked Sally Wainwright's Scott & Bailey, I thought I'd give Doctor Foster a go! Rolling episode 1 of season 1 after the break!
We have made it to the finale of Dancing With The Stars, you guys! Tonight we watch the final performances of Ginger and Val, Paige and Mark, and Nyle and Peta. Tomorrow we will find out who takes home the coveted mirror ball trophy, so let's get to it!
Welcome back to Gigolos, our guilty pleasure right out there in the open! I've heard a lot is staged, and I don't know if it's true or not, but like wrestling: just 'cause we know what's gonna happen doesn't mean they aren't flying off the top rope, ifyouknowwhatImean. Rolling episode…
We're on episode two of Below Deck Med, a continuation of the first episode, NOW we find out about the tip? NOW??
Are you ready to Call and Answer with Veronica and I?? Are you?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!! Woo hoo, we're rolling the recap for Game of Thrones S6 episode 5, ahead there be spoilers!
It's the penultimate episode of Arrow Season 4! Let's kick it! Arrow S4:E22 Lost in the Flood recap starts now!
I've heard a lot of good things about this episode of Last Tango in Halifax, woo hoo! I had to start it right NOW! Rolling after the break, mind your pelvic floors!
Season Finale time! And no, I'm still not over Leonard Snart. DC's Legends of Tomorrow S1:E16 Legendary Recap starts now! Spoilers ahead!
I'm sorry I've fallen so far behind on Gigolos, I've been caught up in another fantastic show and am just that weeee bit behind schedule on our muscled companions. We roll!
You guys! YOU GUYS!! Below Deck is back!! This is a spin-off show from Below Deck, which I recapped last season on the Bookie Wook. You can start reading THOSE here: Below Deck S3:E1 More Foam Bosun Recap. The crossover crew member is Ben, the flirty cook what like to…
So Barry's back from the Speed Force with a new outlook on life. Will this help him defeat Zoom once and for all? Or leave him open for an even bigger attack? Let's find out on the penultimate episode of Season 2 - The Flash S2:E22 Invincible recap starts now!
When we left Mary last week on Reign, she managed to dodge the Vatican's bullet, but she also lost her new love, Gideon in the fallout. Will she be able to finally leave France now and go back to Scotland where she belongs?
Welcome to the semi-finals of DWTS. Only one week left, so there will be another double elimination tonight. Who will it be? Let's go find out!
We're finally back after a week hiatus while they filmed the season 8 finale of RuPaul's Drag Race, it looks as though they will be doing a combination show: reunion AND crowning Bob this year's winner right after like last year. Since this is the Big Deal, BeckyMaeCray and I…
Welcome back to Game of Thrones season 6 episode 4, buckle up, it's EXCITING tonight! Spoilers ahoy! Veronica and I are doing Call and Answer again, that was SO.MUCH.FUN last week!
So. We know who Jesse is on The Five, we've got a good idea of who took him and why, now we need to know about all the murdery bits. Onward!
This is the penultimate episode of The Five, part one of a two part finale that aired Friday. I know I just posted E8 yesterday, I wanna know what happens!! Let's roll!
We're starting to find everything out on The Five, let's see what episode 8 has to share! Rolling after the break:
We're getting to the end of Season 4, and Damien Darhk is still making me type his bloody name! Time to put DD away, Ollie! The Arrow S4:E21 Monument Point recap starts now! Spoilers ahead!
So, two episodes left to beat Vandal Savage and save the goddamn world. That should be plenty of time, right? Let's find out on DC's Legends of Tomorrow S1:E15 Destiny recap! Here be spoilers!
Mary has finally succumbed to her desire for Gideon, but is it desire, or is she just manipulating him for her own desire to Reign back on her throne in Scotland, leaving him and his queen in the dust?
I've been told this is also a pivotal chapter in Sally Wainwright's Last Tango in Halifax; it seems the last one and it's Can't Be Final breakup scene was a divisive episode, with TeamCaroline and TeamKate factions popping up after. I get that, but as always, I am TeamSally and…
Well folks, it's the mother of all New Girl's, it's Schmece's wedding day. Finally. We made it. It's also the finale for Season 5, let's just get on to it.
This has been a gripping season of The Five but I will say it now: iffin they don't spill who / where / what Jesse is by the end, Imma be piiii-choked. I will be choked. Let's see what E7 has for us, since E6 dumped a Boaty McBoatface-sized load…
We're almost there, this is the episode of New Girl right before the big day: The Wedding! Let's see what happens on Wedding Eve.
So sorry to be lollygagging on Gigolos, let's see if we can't do a bunch and get caught up! Rolling!
We're down to the last three episodes of The Flash for Season 2, and the Zoom storyline is still dragging along. Time to wrap it up, kids! Time to see where the heck Barry has gone, and if Harry's mad experiment worked and he has his speed back! Otherwise next…
We are heading towards the finish line on Dancing with the Stars. There are only two more weeks left after tonight's two hours of ballroom antics. The six remaining couples will have their solo dance, and then they will pair up with another couple and each judge will choreograph one…
The season / series(?) finale of The Five on Sky1 and Canal is this Friday, they made us handy little binge-bundles of two episodes dropping at a time but also made them tricky to find, so I'm still two behind. No more! After this one, will be only one and…
We're trying something new here on Ginges tonight for Game of Thrones; Veronica and I are going to tagteam the recap in a Call and Answer style. Since it's evening here and not first bloody thing like it is in Australia, I'll be doing the Calling and she'll be doing…
I can't seem to get caught up on The Five, but we have a week to get caught up on the current four episodes sooort of available, let's roll! Quick, before anyone else spoils it for us on social media!
Alrighty, 4 episodes left this season. let's get down to some Damien Darhk business! We got scores to settle ya'll. Arrow S4:E20 Genesis recap starts now!
Last week on Reign, Mary was headed to The Vatican to ask for funds for soldiers to escort her back to Scotland where Protestants had taken over. Did she get the help she needs to get her throne back?
I understand that the next few episodes are...fraught on Last Tango in Halifax, so I've braced myself, let's roll the rest after the break. 4 year old spoilers ahoy!
So we left off last week with Vandal Savage in custody on the Waverider. Surely keeping him alive is way too dangerous? The 2166 era Carter has no memory of Kendra and sees her as an enemy, is also on board. You in danger, Legends. Let's check out the DC's Legends…
Welcome to the second part of New Girl this week, "Return to Sender." Let's dive right in because Sexy Eyebrows himself is back. Yes, Peter Gallagher!
We are only one week away from the season finale of New Girl and Schmidt and Cece's wedding! Are you guys as excited as I am? Let's see what's up the week before the big event in the first of two episodes: "Dress"
Barry is still powerless against Zoom, Earth-1 is under threat and Caitlin is still missing. Will Barry trust in Harry's crazy pants plan to get his speed back? Let's find out in The Flash S2:E20 Rupture recap!
Wow, are we really at E9? It's Top Four on RuPaul's Drag Race, biatches and, honestly, I am really happy with all these gals.
Welcome back to DWTS and Iconic Artist Night! Along with the Iconic Artist, we also have the men vs. the women in a dance-off. If that's not enough drama for you, we also have a double elimination, so it is going to be brutal, folks. Best grab a pitcher this time!
Since I messed up what week I'm doing another show, I had a night free so I am trynna catch up on The Five! Rolling after the break