Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E03 Rosé-Fueled Regrets Recap

So! Where were we! Oh, right, drunk in a hot tub with the brand-spanking-new crew of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! Did anyone hook up? We don't know yet, let's find out after break coz we creepy like that. Rolling Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E03 Rosé-Fueled Regrets !

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E02 My Big Fat Bleak Wedding Recap

We're back already with Below Deck Sailing Yacht, I guess this late recapping is really paying off! Makes it feel all binge-y and everything! We met the crew and our first charter last time, are we having a wedding this week or what??! Let's find out after the break on Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E02 My Big Fat Bleak Wedding!

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E01 Holy Ship! We’re Sailing! Recap

Well well well, Bravo found a new way to have us watch rich people eat fussy food while crew members canoodle drunkenly in small spaces: Below Deck Sailing Yacht. Is it Below Deck but with more spilled cutlery and tableware? We don't know! Let's find out in BDSY S1:E01 after the break!

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Below Deck S7:E18 Big Girls, Do Cry Recap

This is it, the very last episode and charter for Below Deck season 7! Below Deck Sailing Yacht already aired, give them some breathing room, Bravo!! Honestly. Let's see where we end up after a tumultuous season of shenanigans and so, so much too much booze. Rolling Below Deck S7:E18 Big Girls, Do Cry after the break!

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Below Deck S7:E17 Let Them Eat Penis Cake! Recap

Are you ready for the very last charter of Below Deck season 7?? I SAID are you ready woooo!!?? Jemele Hill, formerly of ESPN and now of The Atlantic, and girlfriends will be joining our crew, I'm excited! Let's roll into Below Deck S7:E17 Let Them Eat Penis Cake! after the break.

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