Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E09 Parker’s Big Adventure Recap

And we're back asail with our intrepid crew on Below Deck Sailing Yacht in the middle of a charter with our favourite type of guests: ultra high maintenance! A green deckhand, a gossipy chief engineer and a libidinous chief steward try to keep up, but will they? Rolling into BDSY S1:E09 Parker's Big Adventure after the break!

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E08 No Bra, No Shoes, Bad Service Recap

Ahoy! We're back asea with our Below Deck Sailing Yacht gang where emotions are running high and one of our couples is about to break up before they even start going out. We've got people feeling underappreciated, others patting themselves on the back, it's messy, messy chaos and that's what we're here for, right? Right. Rolling BDSY S1:E08 No Bra, No Shoes, Bad Service after the break!

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E07 Oooof There It Is Recap

And we're back on Below Deck Sailing Yacht! We're also in the middle of a global pandemic, so you'll have to excuse me if I gag at people touching their faces and coughing on each other. Obviously, this was filmed ages ago, so they could all roll around in each other's filth if they like, but it's going to affect how we all see it! ANYWAY! Onto the drunken shenanigans of BDSY S1:E07 where *that* charter is still aboard. Sigh.

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Below Deck Sailing S1:E06 Oof! I Did It Again Recap

Oh hi there, are you ready for more drunken shenanigans on Below Deck Sailing Yacht? I'm rooting for one of the two couples forming on board, let's go Madison and Parker! Other than that, if I have to hear one.single.more.thing about laundry, I shall go mad. Full stark raving. Let's roll into BDSY S1:E06 Oof! I Did It Again! after the break!

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Below Deck Sailing Yacht S1:E05 Shmexual Shmension Recap

We're back on Below Deck Sailing Yacht with our extremely nice and extremely young charter guests, along with our jerky department heads! Are you ready to watch our crew leads bully their junior staff with zero repercussions? Yeah, me neither, but here we are. Let's roll into BDSY S1:E05 Shmexual Shmension after the break!

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