Well. Now we know who did what and to whom on A Confession, we even know how our two main storylines are linked. But we don’t know why the story of Sian O’Callaghan’s disappearance caused a such hue and cry that we get six episodes on it, so let’s keep going until we figure it out. Rolling the A Confession S1:E1.4 recap after the break.
Hello! We’re back with the Great British Bake Off for a notoriously tricky set of challenges: Pastry Week. Without fail, someone will go for a full-puff instead of a rough-puff and madness will ensue. Are you ready to watch nice people pound butter into blameless bits of flour? Let’s roll into the GBBO S8:E06 Pastry Week recap after the break!
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Where are we with Blood, our Irish mystery set in the country? We’ve got an edgy ginger, a dodgy doctor with a lyrical lilt to his lies, a sister in rose-tinted glasses, a befuddled depressive, a closeted massive fookin’ gay and no idea what happened to Our Lady of the Sainted Mother (Even Named Mary). So let’s roll into the Blood S1:1.3 The Funeral recap and find out if the sole policeman in NeverNever Land is as corrupt as he seems.
We’ve got a twist afoot in Making the Cut, I was trying to figure out why we had an extra episode and it’s like I forgot that host/judge Heidi Klum likes to f mess with people. Let’s roll into Making the Cut S1:E09 Pop Up Shop after the break to find out who’s REALLY in the finale!
We’re bacccckkkk, bebehs! It’s not quite been a year, but we’re with our Below Deck Mediterranean crew with new AND old faces! Well. “Old”. Are you excited?? I love how Bravo has managed their timing so there is zero break between programming, we’re never out of drunken shenanigans asea and rich people asking for shrimp cocktail at 3 am. Whewwww. Rolling into Below Deck Med S5:E01 I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie after the break!
ALSO: this is my personal 1000th post! 1000! That’s a lot of trash
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