Ahoy, mateys! It’s time for a new stew already on Below Deck Mediterranean, whomever could it be?? I could only come up with one name and it ain’t Julia, but let’s see who Captain Sandy Yawn has in store for chief steward Hannah Ferrier after the break in my Below Deck Med S5:E04 Ace of Stew Face recap!

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Hai everyone! It’s time for Below Deck Mediterranean our weekly dose of batsht shenanigans on from the unruly crew aboard The Wellington, we even get a new set of charter guests today, wooo! Let’s find out if Walking Insubordination loses her job or not after the break in Below Deck Med S5:E03 The Italian’s Job recap.

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Hi! It’s time for our boozy shenanigans on Below Deck Mediterranean, who’s with me?? We’re still on charter aboard a super huge yacht with Captain Sandy Yawn, already we’ve got trouble within the Interior crew. Already! Let’s roll into Below Deck Med S5:E02 Can’t Touch This recap after the break.

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We’re bacccckkkk, bebehs! It’s not quite been a year, but we’re with our Below Deck Mediterranean crew with new AND old faces! Well. “Old”. Are you excited?? I love how Bravo has managed their timing so there is zero break between programming, we’re never out of drunken shenanigans asea and rich people asking for shrimp cocktail at 3 am. Whewwww. Rolling into Below Deck Med S5:E01 I Like Big Boats And I Cannot Lie after the break!

ALSO: this is my personal 1000th post! 1000! That’s a lot of trash

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